Whatdafuxup?

Coleman · **Whatdafuxup? -** 09-13-2006, 09:37 PM

Matt, um, you don’t understand how much I like you. I know you think I like you a lot, but only the half of it. And I know you really don’t want a girlfriend right now, but you have to think about what you’re putting me through too. If I can put up with you and all of your shit for this long, I’m obviously gonna stay with you forever. So uh…I really just want you to know what you’re missing out on. So uh…here’s a little bit of my uh…sexual side.

There’s the cleavage I don’t have. There’s the uh, boobs I kinda have. Here’s my nice flat stomach. Boobs again. …Oops, I dropped it [bra]. You going to give all this up just because you don’t want a girlfriend? You’re stupid for doing that. But whatever. It’s alllll up to you. Every little bit. All…up…to you. I hope you understand, cause I’m not the kinda person that can just go with the flow. And I never will underestimate you or your decision whichever you pick.

Now Matt, here’s something I know you wanna see. You’ve been waiting for that a long time, haven’t you Matt? You can have it all…the whole package. All you have to do is ask. And I will understand whatever you pick because I love you Matt and you’d be a fool to give this up. No matter how hard you try, you know you can’t just give up on me. Because deep down inside, in your little twisted head, you love me. You’re just afraid to admit it! You don’t know what’s going to happen to you if you tell the world how you feel about me. Just do it Matt! Do it right now! ‘Cause I know you want to! You want to so bad!

All of this, it really…really does kill you. So, now uh, let me show you something. This could be you I am pressing against, Matt. It could be you…and me. Or it could be you and some ugly fat chick that won’t do anything for you! But me on the other hand, I’ll do anything you ask. All you have to do is be nice ::spank::, and you’ve got it. So Matt, I just want to let you know what you’re missing out on. And uh, if you decide if you want to change your mind on anything, just let me know. ‘Cause I’ll be here and I’ll totally…utterly understand anything you tell me. And no matter how much you put me through, I still love you. And no matter how hard I try to forget about you, you’re still on my mind…forever and always. So uh, just please Matt. Don’t give up too easily, cause I don’t want to lose you. ::kiss:: Bye Matt. I love you!

CoMaToSe · 09-13-2006, 09:39 PM

uh, psycho?

Isnt your name Derek?

Doctor Duffy · 09-13-2006, 09:42 PM

My thread??

Miscguy · 09-13-2006, 09:46 PM

Threads useless without pics.

Pm pics to validate threads worthyness.

TGB! · 09-13-2006, 09:48 PM

I hope that chick was overage.

Coleman · 09-13-2006, 09:49 PM

lol I know Judas will know what this is all about. I'm waiting for a few others to see before I post some screen shots to remind people.

TGB! · 09-13-2006, 09:52 PM

That was the most fapped to video on this forum Im sure.

Coleman · 09-13-2006, 09:52 PM

[quote="TGB!":cf698]That was the most fapped to video on this forum Im sure.[/quote:cf698] imwithstupid: happy:

Doctor Duffy · 09-13-2006, 09:53 PM

Pms, link, anything?

Hawke · 09-13-2006, 10:00 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":349de

INSIDE JOKE, GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

I hope you die[/quote:349de]
plzdie:

TGB! · 09-13-2006, 10:03 PM

Interesting. . .appearantly that girl was in the 8th Grade. . . rolleyes:

Miscguy · 09-13-2006, 10:10 PM

I have appairently missed something in the past that i likly saw and chose to ignore. Or have simply suceeded in blocking it out in my mind as though it were those traumadic childhood accurances; only to have this thread later remind me of it and doom me to be drugged and sedated in an asylm for years to come.

That or im simply out of the loop.

Coleman · 09-13-2006, 10:23 PM

[quote="TGB!":10621]Interesting. . .appearantly that girl was in the 8th Grade. . . rolleyes: [/quote:10621]oh boy... ed:

where did you find that out?

Simo Häyhä · 09-13-2006, 10:26 PM

WTFWTFWTF

Coleman · 09-13-2006, 10:43 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d546b][quote=CoMaToSe]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":d546b

You can hope all you want, but the fact that you're incredibly obese, smoke, and are just really fucking dumb should guarantee you death by tomorrow.

I quit smoking successfully, and I only act dumb on teh intwarweb.[/quote:d546b]

Wrong. You're a fat fucking loser with a horrible sense of humor.[/quote:d546b]the both of you get the fuck out of my thread