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Default Never know when I'm down for a jack move. - 09-20-2006, 08:18 PM

so everyone here beats that dick. if you say you dont you are a lying piece of shit and will burn in hell.

anyway whats your worst case of I need to beat that dick you've had.

Mine was when I was probably 15-16 and I had a vcr tape of some playboy channel shit I recorded off our old descrambler box(had quality shit on that, anna nicole b4 all the weirdness, jenny mccarthy etc) Well I didnt have a VCR in my room and I wasnt about to play one handed cross country sking in the living room with my parents sleeping in the next room so I grabbed my tape and the car keys. We had a Big ass conversion van at the time with huge bucket seats a couch AND a little 15 inch TV and VCR. I climbed in the back turned the car to On, pulled down the shades and *fap**fap**fap**fap*

2nd worse I stayed a week at my grams when I was 15 or so. They went to bed at like 8 pm so at like 10 pm I went to the bathroom locked the door and had a wank.

and you?
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