Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page The Holy relic
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
The Holy relic
Old
  (#1)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default The Holy relic - 12-21-2006, 10:18 AM
http://www.slate.com/id/2155745/?nav=tap3

[quote:2d323]This year, the holy relic will not be exposed to the devotion of the faithful. It has vanished. Sacrilegious thieves have taken it from my home." Not since the Middle Ages, when lopped-off body parts of divine do-gooders were bought, sold, and traded, has relic theft been big news. But the mysterious disappearance of Calcata's beloved curio is different.

This wasn't just the residuum of any holy human—nor was it just any body part. It was the foreskin of Jesus Christ, the snipped-off tip of the savior's penis, the only piece of his body he supposedly left on earth. [/quote:2d323]

LOOOL

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2)
geRV is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
   
Default 12-21-2006, 10:48 AM
Circumcision annoy:


Sad thing is theres obviously gonna be people that believe that article. ed:



Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 12-21-2006, 11:05 AM
apparently geRV has a sausage sheath

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
geRV is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
   
Default 12-21-2006, 11:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
apparently geRV has a sausage sheath
Not common in europe to get circumcised as far as i know. The "hygiene" argument people use is bs though, if you shower every day its not exactly hard to keep clean. I do know that circumcision usually leads to a loss of sensitivity.

http://www.nocircpa.org/4642.html


sausage sheath >*.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 12-21-2006, 12:03 PM
I still bust nuts

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#6)
bukdez is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
bukdez's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
   
Default 12-21-2006, 12:08 PM
no argument over circumcision will ever be settled...

but that article is way too funny none the less...

Jesus Dick In A Box...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#7)
Coleman is Offline
Major General
 
Coleman's Avatar
 
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
   
Default 12-21-2006, 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geRV


sausage sheath >*.
eek: annoy: stupid: happy:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#8)
Arch is Offline
Command Sergeant Major
 
Arch's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,230
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there---->
  Send a message via MSN to Arch  
Default 12-21-2006, 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
apparently geRV has a sausage sheath
Not common in europe to get circumcised as far as i know. The "hygiene" argument people use is bs though, if you shower every day its not exactly hard to keep clean.
Agreed.

Rofl at the article oOo:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#9)
imported_Fluffy_Bunny is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 3,564
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
  Send a message via MSN to imported_Fluffy_Bunny  
Default 12-21-2006, 01:00 PM
<-- 4skin owner & proud

Jesus 4skin ended up in a packet of McDonalds onion rings so I heard.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#10)
Eames is Offline
Command Sergeant Major
 
Posts: 2,025
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tampa, FL or Charleston, SC
  Send a message via AIM to Eames Send a message via MSN to Eames  
Default 12-21-2006, 02:36 PM
get that shit cut.

i mean look at it like this, how many pornstars do you see sporting sausage sheaths?? i didn't think so....
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#11)
Milla is Offline
Major General
 
Milla's Avatar
 
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
  Send a message via AIM to Milla  
Default 12-21-2006, 02:48 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":fa302]<-- 4skin owner & proud[/quote:fa302]


rofl!

like you own a car or something
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#12)
[DAS REICH] Blitz is Offline
General of the Army
 
[DAS REICH] Blitz's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
 Send a message via ICQ to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via AIM to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via MSN to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via Yahoo to [DAS REICH] Blitz  
Default 12-21-2006, 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eames
get that shit cut.

i mean look at it like this, how many pornstars do you see sporting sausage sheaths?? i didn't think so....
[eames]i hear dem choco skinned fellers down south aint got sheaths, u trying to put on frills an say u one of em?[/eames]
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#13)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 12-21-2006, 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eames
get that shit cut.

i mean look at it like this, how many pornstars do you see sporting sausage sheaths?? i didn't think so....
stfu jewfagspic
  
Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.

Contact Us - Alliedassault - Archive - Top