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Default Gifts to give the hoes - 12-23-2006, 09:49 PM

Blitz already hit on the topic of what we are getting for Christmas. I would like to know what you are getting your significant other for Christmas. (besides 3 inches of dick)

Been dating the same girl for 3 years now and I can't really beat the gift that I got her the first year (a kittten) unless I get her an engagement ring.

That aside, her gifts are as follows:

A Hemingway book of short stories

American Eagle sleep pants and top

American Eagle shirt.

Two bras and matching panties from Victoria's Secret. $30+ bucks for each bra oOo: for a grand total of $102

3 bottles of wine from some winery's I visited while I was out in Portland, Oregon on business.

3 inches of hard dick that I plan on giving her shortly after she opens the bra and panty gifts.

List the gifts you intend to give to your hoe's on this very merriesst of days.


  
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Default 12-23-2006, 09:56 PM

pics of bra and panties



.....with her in them [img]http://groundforce1.com/staffs/buckweed/shifty.gif[/img]
  
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Default 12-23-2006, 10:02 PM

I already wrapped them, plus this forum doesn't allow nudity buck.


  
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Default 12-23-2006, 10:06 PM

92b does....
I'm getting her a porcelain dolphin that I painted, a stocking full of goodies(shes not getting one this year going to her bro's and not her dad's.) And maybe a few other things.
Then again, I wont see her until Jan 20th as shes been back home in England since before Turkey day.
  
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Default 12-23-2006, 10:09 PM

maybe a creative zen micro thingy...
  
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Default 12-23-2006, 10:16 PM

A broken jaw.
  
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Default 12-23-2006, 10:42 PM

I'll be getting buttocks some hand warmers as his hands are usually cold as ice when he gets a roaring at me.



  
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Default 12-24-2006, 12:49 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":93668]A broken jaw.[/quote:93668]

lmao

i got my best friend some leafs tickets (which she's taking me too w00t) , and an autographed card of her favourite hockey player


  
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Default 12-24-2006, 01:09 AM

I'm getting her the same thing I get her every year.....






























.......me


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Default 12-24-2006, 03:50 AM

me an the gal agreed to hold off on xmas presents so we could afford our new years festivities which is going to be pricey....We're doing our own private xmas in jan, lol.
  
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Default 12-24-2006, 12:29 PM

its complicated at the moment...


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Default 12-24-2006, 01:30 PM

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me an the gal agreed to hold off on xmas presents so we could afford our new years festivities which is going to be pricey....We're doing our own private xmas in jan, lol.
that's a good idea. I'd rather plan something with her knowing that the both of you will like it rather than spending money on a stupid gift that you HAD to get just bc of some holiday.


  
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Default 12-24-2006, 02:11 PM

Yeah, hold on to that one Tripper.


  
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Default 12-24-2006, 02:34 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2a176]A broken jaw.[/quote:2a176]

beer:


  
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