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Valentines Day -
02-12-2007, 09:28 AM
Ok boys, what you got planned for Valentines?
I'm sendin a photo to the hot ho [img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702648_419882_4869.jpg[/img]
I'm sending this photograph of my cat kus shes an animal lover...
[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/bwtof.jpg[/img]
I was wondering wtf to write on the back though & spent most of last night pondering about it. I had settled for the "Hope you have a great Valentines day, maybe we can meet sometime xxx" & all that crap.
But then I thought wtf are you doing Bunny? She's a pro-ho! All the guys at her uni are gana be writing that bs to her & kissing her azz so I may as well tell her like it is & make mine stand out.
Here's my new note
Dear *******,
The sexiest girl in England deserves something very special & that is why I have sent you a large photo of my pussy. However, the sexiest guy in England also deserves something & as I haven't received any photos of your arse I’ve decided to eat the chocolates instead. Happy Valentines Day!
- Bunny
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It's too late for any re-editing as I've sent it, not gana be kissing her azz like the rest of those punks. Girls want bastards! the_finger:
What are you guys doing for your hoes?
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02-12-2007, 09:30 AM
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Colonel
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02-12-2007, 09:33 AM
ive made a book for my missus with alot alot of drawings.
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02-12-2007, 09:44 AM
fluffy thats funny as hell whats youre sending her, she should like it
I think im gonna buy a bottle of wine, we will drink it and then go somewhere close by for dinner, like the union grille or something
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General of the Army
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02-12-2007, 10:05 AM
2 dozen roses in a vase to her office
Giftcard to go shopping for a new wardrobe
Dinner out
Coupon book of different favors
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Captain
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02-12-2007, 11:10 AM
Im gonna go buy her a card in a few minutes, then mail it to her. And when I see her this weekend we are going out for a fancy(were getting all dressed up) dinner.
Then I expect some lovin.
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Captain
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02-12-2007, 11:15 AM
I bought mine a matching Mastodon T-Shirt weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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General of the Army
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02-12-2007, 12:24 PM
I dunno what to do lol - I'll probably forget and do nothing.
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Major General
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02-12-2007, 12:32 PM
My penis is currently touring Asia, so I won't be doing anything.
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02-12-2007, 12:41 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c93e3]My penis is currently touring Asia, so I won't be doing anything.[/quote:c93e3]
[img]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/deafindieelephants/mesohorny.jpg[/img]
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02-12-2007, 01:32 PM
[img]http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/02/japanesecat3601.jpg[/img]
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02-12-2007, 01:34 PM
Writing a song.. rock:
I'm poor.. rock:
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General of the Army
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02-12-2007, 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
[img]http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/02/japanesecat3601.jpg[/img]
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An xbox playing cat? eek: happy:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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02-12-2007, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
An xbox playing cat? eek: happy:
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umm i actually think that is a cat playing xbox.. annoy: rolleyes:
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/TerryBentley/1mor.jpg[/img]
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02-12-2007, 02:36 PM
but back on topic...
im not sure what im doing.. the girl that i am seeing is somebody im not sure about being with.. she is more or less just a 'keep me busy' type thing until i find a better girl... so i'll probably just get her a card, write something cute on it (to impress her friends, not her), and maybe take her out to dinner this coming weekend.
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