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Default April Fools - 03-31-2007, 05:13 AM

Anyone got anything planned? I'm always winding one of my mates up & he's got me pretty good in the past. I put a blow up doll in his hand luggage when he went to spain & it inflated on the plane rock:

He rang me up pretending to be a Navy recruiting officer & had me go down the recruiting office for an interview that never was cuss:

I rang him up pretending to be a wedding client & made bogus wedding requests for a fake wedding with a family who had very rude surnames. (he works as a wedding photographer) rock:

My lastest one I've done just now is to pretend that the BBC are taking him to court for copyright infringements. Lately we went clubbing to a Radio1 bash & he took some photos of a famous DJ called Judge Jules. Anyhoo I typed up a letter at work with all the fancy law language & the necessary graphics to make it look like the BBC Television Network were going to sue him. I sent the letter yesterday & he recieved it today, judging by his MSN name he's freaking out the_finger:


Anyone else pulled some great stunts?
  
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Default 03-31-2007, 07:14 AM

Maybe he'll hire a lawyer and lose a sh*tload of money preparing to get sued..Haha! eek:

No, but i like the blow doll one..



  
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Default 03-31-2007, 12:20 PM

I usually get Mom pretty good. Some of what i did to her...

-Called pretending to be her Doctor and gave her some fucked up diagnosis
-"Stole" her car once...got a lil' messy though, cops got involved. Funny in the end hearing about her getting pulled over by a bunch of cops while driving my grandma to the store.
-Told her she was going to be a grandma again

Tomorrow i plan to fool her into thinking i fucked up the shower drain in her new bathroom and the floor has to come up in order for it to be fixed. (In case you didn't know, i'm renovating her bathroom) She's gonna flip out tomorrow....lol


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Default 03-31-2007, 03:53 PM

called up a chic I was with last year, told her to get "TESTED" for Hepatitis,
thought that was pretty funny, till she told me she came back positive,
in which case I flipped out on her,

turned out her best friend overheard me plannin my surprise with a friend of mine, and decided to get her to turn it around on me,

lol, good times. ed: so no more stunts/tricks for me........


  
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Default 03-31-2007, 04:01 PM

pretty just just an ordinary day for me.


  
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Default 03-31-2007, 04:06 PM

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called up a chic I was with last year, told her to get "TESTED" for Hepatitis,
thought that was pretty funny, till she told me she came back positive,
in which case I flipped out on her,

turned out her best friend overheard me plannin my surprise with a friend of mine, and decided to get her to turn it around on me,

lol, good times. ed: so no more stunts/tricks for me........
hahahaha thats good



  
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Default 03-31-2007, 08:03 PM

i think im gonna have to get dr chim richalds to give my g/f a diagnosis over the phone this april fools
  
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Default 03-31-2007, 11:26 PM

nothin, just spankin it. i suppose i can make my dick think its gonna get some vag, but just piss him off by dry beatin him to death with my hand rock:
  
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Default 04-01-2007, 01:02 AM

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nothin, just spankin it. i suppose i can make my dick think its gonna get some vag, but just piss him off by dry beatin him to death with my hand rock:
biggrin: lol ..then you could make it up to ur dick later on with a soothing
all-over oil/lotion massage, saying to your penis "ooh ur so tense.."
  
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Default 04-01-2007, 07:05 AM

pics!



  
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Default 04-01-2007, 07:29 AM

my wife sent me an ecard that said IM PREGNANT I was like HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT then it said april fools, she got me good


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Default 04-01-2007, 09:37 AM

[url:44b5a]http://www.google.com/tisp/[/url:44b5a]
  
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Default 04-01-2007, 09:41 AM

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html


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Default 04-01-2007, 09:42 AM

[quote="mr.miyagi":02bbe]http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html[/quote:02bbe]

Oh wtf!

I spent all last night trying to find that FUCKING PAPER BUTTON!!!
  
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Default 04-01-2007, 10:39 AM

[quote="TGB!":3de70][quote="mr.miyagi":3de70]http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html[/quote:3de70]

Oh wtf!

I spent all last night trying to find that FUCKING PAPER BUTTON!!!
[/quote:3de70]That's a hell of an idea too..



  
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