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05-10-2007, 08:34 AM
Vote Bunny for next P.M!
The Bunny Party Manifesto
1.) Only hot women & Bunnys mates allowed work VISA entry to the U.K.
2.) New Victory Strategy for Iraq & Afghanistan, send out an elite division of shot girls in skimpy clothes with sambucca & absinthe shots closely followed by elements of the Queens First Mobile Rave Carnival Cavalry.
3.) All pikeys & chavs to attend classes of decency & taste, any who do not agree can be sent to Iraq & Afghanistan to start a new British outpost/colony.
4.) Political Correctness to be abolished permanently & totally removed from all the laws of the realm, replaced by the new laws of common sense.
5.) Foreign criminals in British gaols/jails to be deported to their home country.
6.) British gaols/jails to be taken back to the 1960s standards with no leisure & domestic comforts, the state shouldn't run a hotel service for criminals.
7.) The Royal Navy to be brought back to 1960s numbers.
8.) The British Army/RAF given the required tools to do their job properly.
9.) All drug dealers, idle benefit claimers, tax dodgers, tramps, & general riff raff to be deported to the Isle of Man & left to fend for themselves.
10.) The Isle of Man to be used as the new military firing range.
11.) All spiders in the UK to be air lifted by RAF C117 transport & dropped over France.
12.) Ibiza, Zante & other hedonist Mediterranean Islands to become British Sovereign territory.
A Vote for Bunny is a Vote for Britain! beer: rock:
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