Has anybody ever seen "The Jerk"?

Chronic Diarrhea · **Has anybody ever seen "The Jerk"? -** 10-15-2002, 06:02 PM

One of my favorite Steve Martin movies, and one of my favorite movies of all time for that matter, is The Jerk. I've seen this movie about 500 times, and it was on Starz last night. LMAO, there is some funny crap on that movie. Like there's this one part when this crazy serial killer goes through the phonebook to pick a victim, and his finger lands on Martin's character. He goes to the gas station (where Martin lives) and takes out his M-16 with a sniper scope on it. Apparently, this guy is a terrible shot, ans keeps hitting oil cans next to Steve. Steve thinks the man hates cans, and starts running away, screaming "He hates these cans, stay away from the cans!" Ahhh... good times. You have to see it to appreciate it though.

Sicilian_Summers · **Re: Has anybody ever seen "The Jerk"? -** 10-15-2002, 06:20 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":b6e1b]One of my favorite Steve Martin movies, and one of my favorite movies of all time for that matter, is The Jerk. I've seen this movie about 500 times, and it was on Starz last night. LMAO, there is some funny crap on that movie. Like there's this one part when this crazy serial killer goes through the phonebook to pick a victim, and his finger lands on Martin's character. He goes to the gas station (where Martin lives) and takes out his M-16 with a sniper scope on it. Apparently, this guy is a terrible shot, ans keeps hitting oil cans next to Steve. Steve thinks the man hates cans, and starts running away, screaming "He hates these cans, stay away from the cans!" Ahhh... good times. You have to see it to appreciate it though.[/quote:b6e1b]

"DIE GAS PUMPER!"

Yes, it was a very funny movie.. although I only managed to see the first half

ninty · 10-15-2002, 06:24 PM

I've never seen it, but I like Steve Martin, so i'll look for it. biggrin:

I searched for the jerk in Kazaa and I get a bunch of gay porn, so I think i'll go rent it.

Chronic Diarrhea · 10-15-2002, 06:25 PM

I bet that Maryland/Virginia sniper watched this movie too many times.

Vance · 10-15-2002, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty9

I searched for the jerk in Kazaa and I get a bunch of gay porn, so I think i'll go rent it.

waht do you expect, the jerk hake:

Pyro · 10-15-2002, 09:10 PM

The Jerk rules

ninty · 10-15-2002, 09:10 PM

I expect "the jerk" the movie to come up, not "guy jerking off to picture of cow"

10-15-2002, 09:11 PM

hahaha the cans... i love stupid humour liek that. airplane owns u all

Pyro · 10-15-2002, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty9

I expect "the jerk" the movie to come up, not "guy jerking off to picture of cow"

anti is watching animal porn as we speak...

Sicilian_Summers · 10-16-2002, 03:39 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":837c5]hahaha the cans... i love stupid humour liek that. airplane owns u all[/quote:837c5]

Heh.. great movie

"Roger, Roger. Whats your vector Victor?"

ninty · 10-27-2002, 09:17 PM

OMG. I just saw the jerk.

The cans part was the best.

"I think you have defective cans. Their springing leaks everywhere"

"Stay away from the cans!! He hates cans!!"

Great movie.

10-27-2002, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty9

I've never seen it, but I like Steve Martin, so i'll look for it. biggrin:

I searched for the jerk in Kazaa and I get a bunch of gay porn, so I think i'll go rent it.

LOL

10-27-2002, 09:28 PM

by far steve martins best imo. i love when he kicks they guy in the balls. but he has iron balls. and his 1st girl friend was sweet, what a sycho.

=BA-MF=LoneGunner65=2nd=c · 10-28-2002, 09:18 AM

Wats with these movies. The jackass, The pest, The jerk, wats next The son of a bitch, The bastard. I mean they come out with wierd names for movies.

10-28-2002, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty9

I expect "the jerk" the movie to come up, not "guy jerking off to picture of cow"

OMFG i thought that would never get it ed: