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View Poll Results: Who would win in a no-holds barred street fight?
Ving Rhames, with his broadway jab... 8 22.86%
Gunney Ermey, with his I'll kiss you like a motherfuck if you try and punch me 18 51.43%
...or Danny Trejo, and his crack baby uppercut 9 25.71%
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Default Who would win in a fist fight? - 06-11-2003, 11:53 PM

So, out of the guys below, who'd win in a bar brawl?

Ving Rhames (Marcelus Wallace, Pulp Fiction):

[img]http://www.sergioleone.net/dm-90.jpg[/img]


R. Lee Ermey (Gunnery Sargent Hartman, Full Metal Jacket):

[img]http://www.theasc.com/magazine/oct99/quest/img10.jpg[/img]


Danny Trejo (Johnny 23, Con-Air):

[img]http://www.canoe.ca/PeopleImagesT/trejo_danny.jpg[/img]


Every one these guys have their advantages.

Ving Rhames made his acting debut on broadway, played numerous "bad mutha fucka" roles in hollywood... not much on real life toughness but he can fake beat your ass like no other.

R. Lee Ermey.... good ol' Gunney. Served 10 tours in the USMC including 2 in Vietnam. One of the best character actors out there.... but he did have to kiss Jack Black, now that's balls. The thing is, he's damn near 60.

Johnny Trejo, former child drug addict, served 11 years in and out of San Quentin Prison, was welterwight boxing champion there. So you know he's a bad mofo.
  
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Default 06-11-2003, 11:56 PM

I'd go with Trejo.....That guy looks like a bad muther-cunter.
  
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Default 06-11-2003, 11:58 PM

I'll put my money on R Lee, boxers might be tough, but Marines are trained to kill in the shortest, most efficient way possible.

plus he can always take his Mail Call jeep and run them over, like BF-1942

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Default 06-11-2003, 11:59 PM

Isnt Ermy like 50 something? Im gonna have to go with the buff black guy at the top...
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 12:06 AM

i meant ermy, but accidently chose the black dude
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 04:12 AM

If they all were the same age I would go for ermey.
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 04:27 AM

Ving Rhames all the fucking way ;-)

Shortie small pounders against a tall, heavy and powerful black motherfucker
with a lot of repressed anger: no contest.

Then again, dem whites and latz have sum surprazin' moves!
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 06:24 AM

Trejo. Anyone THAT ugly gotta be tough.


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Default 06-12-2003, 06:38 AM

...plus, he'd knife you as quick as look at you... ed:
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 06:50 AM

did any of u guys see Ving Rhames in baby boy with tyrese? Anyways, he knocked that foo out over a glass table, im sure if u guys saw that movie udknow what im talking about
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 07:30 AM

Marine Corp dude would kick both their arses at the same time.
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 08:27 AM

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Marine Corp dude would kick both their arses at the same time.
woof woof!



  
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Default 06-12-2003, 10:11 AM

HAHAHAHAHA Ving Rhames got ass raped in pulp fiction that was hilarious tehn bruce came and saved the day with his sword (BRUTAL movie)

anyway i gotta go with gunnery here

"I WILL BEAT TO YOU ALL UNTILL YOU FUCKING!! DIE"
"I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES..AND SKULL FUCK YOU"
HAHAHA amaizing movie
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 12:27 PM

ERMY!


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It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 02:26 PM

Who cares?

Guess what, that's the kind of comment Inoxx would make.

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