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Default PLease Gentlemen Please - 11-07-2003, 07:12 PM

Can any of you gentlemen give me some tips so a female will like me again?
Please we loved each other very much I just want some tips on how I can win her heart again.
  
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Default 11-07-2003, 07:14 PM

There is just SOOOOO many things wrong with this. So many that I just can't be bothered.

Oh well.
  
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Default Re: PLease Gentlemen Please - 11-07-2003, 07:19 PM

Your mama so fat she wiped her ass before she took a shit

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 11-07-2003, 07:23 PM

Guys im for real
  
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Default 11-07-2003, 07:36 PM

havesex with her bestfriend
  
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Default 11-07-2003, 08:02 PM

This isn't the place to find help with that stuff,

Put her in danger. Kill everyone she knows. Make her think that someone is after her. Get a buddy to dress up as the "killer" and say it's a prank. When he runs after her, bust out with a 9mm and cap his ass. She'll think you saved her life, say you love her and wha la....


Yes, That was lame....
  
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Default 11-07-2003, 08:17 PM

go get some surgery to get yourself a 17inch penis. then go show her your new found friend.
  
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Default 11-07-2003, 08:18 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":c71dc]go get some surgery to get yourself a 17inch penis. then go show her your new found friend.[/quote:c71dc]If it doesnt find her first.....



  
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Default 11-07-2003, 08:46 PM

Once a relationship fucks, there's hardly a chance of fixing it. Sooner or
later, you will break up again and the same shit will happen over forever.
Let go...
  
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Default Re: PLease Gentlemen Please - 11-07-2003, 09:05 PM

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Your mama so fat she wiped her ass before she took a shit

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your momas so fat when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean.
  
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Default 11-07-2003, 09:35 PM

lol, @ that avatar. Did you create that yourself?
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 01:26 AM

you need to be more specific. what is the situation you are in?
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 01:53 AM

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There is just SOOOOO many things wrong with this. So many that I just can't be bothered.

Oh well.
amen
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 04:04 AM

Dont laugh at her while having sex.
  
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Default Re: PLease Gentlemen Please - 11-08-2003, 04:29 AM

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Can any of you gentlemen give me some tips so a female will like me again?
Please we loved each other very much I just want some tips on how I can win her heart again.
it all depends. i waited almost a whole year for my ex to come back, but it never happened. i know what you are thinking, and the odds may look good to you, but if you do get back together, you will just end up breaking up again despite the changes made to fix the relationship. instead of thinking how you can get her back, you should think about why the relationship ended in the first place. if she wants you she'll come back. if she doesnt come back, its becuse she doesnt want you. why would you want a woman you have to coerce into a relationship?? i am making this opinion based on the assumption that she broke up with you for whatever reason other than you cheating on her. if you cheated, your a dickhead and should just let her go her way. if not, then figure out why she broke up with you and focus on that? is that something that can be changed??
  
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