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Default 400MHz - 03-06-2005, 12:27 AM

My dad gave me a computer, but not my computer annoy:

Pentium II - 400MHz
128MB RAM
7GB HDD
Integrated sound
32MB Graphics card

So... does anyone have any idea what I could possibly do with this obsolete piece of shit? oOo:
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 12:28 AM

Use it to hold down papers on your desk


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Default 03-06-2005, 12:29 AM

seti. google it.
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 12:33 AM

emulate cable...
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 12:38 AM

Porn.
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 12:42 AM

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Porn.
actually if you can network it just use it as a huge storage device for pron and music


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Default 03-06-2005, 12:45 AM

about the only thing you can do is use it to store music and porn.


  
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Default 03-06-2005, 01:02 AM

buy a external hd and get some ram or somthing, or just restore it without telling your dad
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 01:04 AM

Use it to play DOOM 3.
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 01:17 AM

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Use it to play DOOM.
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 01:49 AM

Hah...

Nyck's idea is the best. It's a music-playing paper-weight. stupid:

I need to get a job. My dad even got irritated when I told him I wanted some new speakers with them, which were only $30. rolleyes:
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 03:24 AM

[quote="Short Hand":bd948]seti. google it.[/quote:bd948]

hah. i;'ve use seti at home for like 3 or 4 years.
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 04:37 AM

Bukkake.



  
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Default 03-06-2005, 05:07 AM

probably the best thing to do with it is to install linux on it and use it as a hardware firewall.
  
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Default 03-06-2005, 08:03 AM

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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