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Default Jimmy Paterson's 18th b-day today on july 13 2005 - 07-13-2005, 08:52 AM
Now that I have graduated I need to get a job...and I can finally go into the porn store, all I need is an drivers licence tho....

my plans are to get a dead end job for a while untill I can afford a car, then to find a somewhat better job then to wait for my next surgery, then wait 6 more months to see if I can join the Marine Corps
  
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Default 07-13-2005, 09:37 AM
in three years you can have a beer beer:
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Default 07-13-2005, 10:45 AM
when my buddy turned 18, we took him to a porn shop. HE was so picky and selective with his porn (like an hour selecting) that the shop owner thought he was gay and gave him gay video suggestions.
  
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Default 07-13-2005, 10:46 AM
buying ... porn?

18 and just learned what a hymen was rock:
  
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Default 07-13-2005, 11:03 AM
I knew what it was the whole time dude, I just posted that to get comments out of you guys cause I was bored
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I can also go buy my own rifles now, I can't buy a hand gun untill I am 21 tho
  
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Default 07-13-2005, 11:04 AM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":10837]I knew what it was the whole time dude, I just posted that to get comments out of you guys cause I was bored[/quote:10837]

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Default 07-13-2005, 11:54 AM
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buying ... porn?

18 and just learned what a hymen was rock:
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Default 07-13-2005, 12:05 PM
FUCK A MEXICAN DUDE AND GET HIM TO BUY YOU A CERVEZA!

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Default 07-13-2005, 12:53 PM
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FUCK A MEXICAN DUDE AND GET HIM TO BUY YOU A CERVEZA!
or you could just go to canada or australia biggrin:
  
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Default 07-13-2005, 12:56 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":7a795]in three years you can have a beer beer:
happy bday[/quote:7a795]

only would have to wait one if you moved on up in the continent...hell 18 is good enough some places.
  
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If you need surgery you might not want to aim for the Marines. They're the most demanding physically.
  
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Default 07-13-2005, 01:02 PM
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FUCK A MEXICAN DUDE AND GET HIM TO BUY YOU A CERVEZA!
or you could just go to canada or australia biggrin:
Not everywhere in Canada. Most places it's 19.

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Default 07-13-2005, 01:08 PM
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FUCK A MEXICAN DUDE AND GET HIM TO BUY YOU A CERVEZA!
or you could just go to canada or australia biggrin:
Not everywhere in Canada. Most places it's 19.
Oh yeah..forgot about that. Oh well ill be getting wasted every night in australia. rock:
  
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Default 07-13-2005, 02:28 PM
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FUCK A MEXICAN DUDE AND GET HIM TO BUY YOU A CERVEZA!
or you could just go to canada or australia biggrin:
Not everywhere in Canada. Most places it's 19.
Oh yeah..forgot about that. Oh well ill be getting wasted every night in australia. rock:
PLZ DONT SHARE ANY PIE WITH YOUR MOM rock:
  
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Default 07-13-2005, 02:30 PM
Have fun today, it's your birthday.
  
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