MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS!
customer: "At one time?"
Gf" Im going to class
"TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICKS ON THE WAY THERE"
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/