Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page Holy Sh*T Its a....
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
Page 1 of 6 1 23456
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Holy Sh*T Its a....
Old
  (#1)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default Holy Sh*T Its a.... - 12-07-2005, 04:24 PM
girl ed: biggrin:

Finally found out today that the wife and I are expecting a little girl.

/starts shining shotgun already

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2)
Akuma is Offline
Colonel
 
Akuma's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,386
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: wut
 Send a message via ICQ to Akuma Send a message via AIM to Akuma Send a message via MSN to Akuma  
Default 12-07-2005, 04:25 PM
girls suck


give a sex change now before it's too late




ps: congrats rock:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3)
Short Hand is Offline
Brigadier General
 
Posts: 10,721
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: C-eH-N-eH-D-eH eH?
   
Default 12-07-2005, 04:26 PM
Be a good parent and expose her to gf1.com, and ebaums @ a young age.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
Pyro is Offline
Chief of Staff General
 
Pyro's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
  Send a message via AIM to Pyro Send a message via MSN to Pyro  
Default 12-07-2005, 04:28 PM
Wow...I wonder how slutty she is going to be...and if folk lore is correct...she should be the type of girl to give the best head...

congrats.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 12-07-2005, 04:29 PM
^what in the blue fuck.... oOo:

seriously.

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#6)
anti is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 3,609
Join Date: Jun 2004
   
Default 12-07-2005, 04:32 PM
congratsssssss. i wish you and sweetj all the best. ill send the recipe book over sometime soon.
i just found out im an uncle now. i feel so old...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#7)
Xorcist [USA] is Offline
Corporal
 
Xorcist [USA]'s Avatar
 
Posts: 980
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Auburn Hills, MI
   
Default 12-07-2005, 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
Wow...I wonder how slutty she is going to be...and if folk lore is correct...she should be the type of girl to give the best head...

congrats.
Your response is very typical of your attitude.

The man announces he is going to have a child and you disrespect him like that. It really doesnt suprise me whatsoever.

Congrats Nyck!!!1111
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#8)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 12-07-2005, 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
Wow...I wonder how slutty she is going to be...and if folk lore is correct...she should be the type of girl to give the best head...

congrats.
What a fucking jerk.



....Congrats Nyck.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#9)
Jin-Roh is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
  Send a message via AIM to Jin-Roh Send a message via MSN to Jin-Roh  
Default 12-07-2005, 04:38 PM
Hahahahaha.. have fun Nyck.
  
Reply With Quote
Re: Holy Sh*T Its a....
Old
  (#10)
Stammer is Offline
Captain
 
Posts: 5,021
Join Date: Mar 2005
   
Default Re: Holy Sh*T Its a.... - 12-07-2005, 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
girl ed: biggrin:
A what?
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#11)
Coleman is Offline
Major General
 
Coleman's Avatar
 
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
   
Default 12-07-2005, 04:43 PM
sweet, good luck with her when she needs "the talk"
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#12)
Bean 2 is Offline
Command Sergeant Major
 
Posts: 2,993
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: New York
   
Default 12-07-2005, 04:43 PM
congrats man. Ive heard having a child is one of the greatest experiences one can have. Spoil her to no end.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#13)
tomxtr is Offline
Sergeant
 
Posts: 1,234
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA
   
Default 12-07-2005, 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
^what in the blue fuck.... oOo:

seriously.
happy: the blue fuck? LMAO

Congratulations. When is she due?
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#14)
Mr.Buttocks is Offline
Major General
 
Mr.Buttocks's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,924
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Continent of Africa
   
Default 12-07-2005, 04:55 PM
That's bOOtiful!!!
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#15)
Doctor Duffy is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
  Send a message via AIM to Doctor Duffy  
Default 12-07-2005, 05:29 PM
YOU IS NOT DA FATHER, BITCH.
  
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 6 1 23456

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.

Contact Us - Alliedassault - Archive - Top