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Default Internet dating - 12-14-2005, 09:22 PM
Sometimes things go wrong....

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/ ... 40002.html
  
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LMAO...wow...fuck imagine if that happened to you.
  
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Silly french cunts.



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:30 PM
Source: Weekly World News

= complete bullshit

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:32 PM
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS SPECIAL!

HOMOSEXUAL ALIEN LOVERS FOUND IN SPACESHIP WRECK IN FINAL EMBRACE.


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awk awk awkward
  
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= complete bullshit
I remember seeing that shite in a supermarket when i was younger, one of the headlines was "president lincolns corpse revived for 15 seconds, asked stunned scientists; gentlemen, where am i?".


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Default 12-14-2005, 09:34 PM
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= complete bullshit

It's the real deal!

[img]http://www.sport-gallery.com/images/bigimage/evander_holyfield/img01.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:34 PM
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= complete bullshit
I remember seeing that shite in a supermarket when i was younger, one of the headlines was "president lincolns corpse revived for 15 seconds, asked stunned scientists; gentlemen, where am i?".


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Yep...all their shit is like that

one was
Hillary Clinton cheats on Bill with space alien.

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Default 12-14-2005, 09:35 PM
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

VATICAN SPOKESMAN CONFIRMS ...
PEACE TALKS UNDER WAY BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS!

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= complete bullshit
I remember seeing that shite in a supermarket when i was younger, one of the headlines was "president lincolns corpse revived for 15 seconds, asked stunned scientists; gentlemen, where am i?".


oOo:
Yep...all their shit is like that

one was
Hillary Clinton cheats on Bill with space alien.
I guess the question that needs to be asked is this:

How the fuck do they get funding to produce this shite? That pos has been on sale fucking years now and its all just total bullshit, people actually buy and believe it? oOo:



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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

VATICAN SPOKESMAN CONFIRMS ...
PEACE TALKS UNDER WAY BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS!

Let's hope it's true!
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:37 PM
My uncle used to buy it just for the laughs.

Its sort of a pure satire...Like a mad magazine that is written like a gossip rag.

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rofl that would be weird... oOo:
  
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