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Default get laid - 03-06-2006, 09:08 PM

http://www.vapshare.com/9236/guys_will_ ... _laid.html

ROFL @ 2nd dude


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Default 03-06-2006, 09:09 PM

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Default 03-06-2006, 09:13 PM

lol hilarious


  
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Default 03-06-2006, 09:19 PM

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Default 03-06-2006, 09:47 PM

saw this on TV 102938 years ago.
  
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Default 03-06-2006, 09:51 PM

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Default 03-06-2006, 10:06 PM

did he pull his junk in the dressing room or was he scratching his nuts?
  
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Default 03-06-2006, 11:05 PM

dirty prick teasing bitch, just because shes gorgeous and has huge tits the slut
thinks ...uhuhuhuhuhuh she can make guys ..uhuhuuhhuhuhUHUHUH do whatever
UHUHUHUHUHHHGGGNNH!!*pop* aww yeah ...ahem, the fuck she says.... that dirty bitch.... loney:
  
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Default 03-06-2006, 11:20 PM

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did he pull his junk in the dressing room or was he scratching his nuts?
.....i assume you are joking so im going to tell you he pulled on his pud anyway


  
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Default 03-06-2006, 11:35 PM

WTF - why are you posting. . .didnt you JUST have a fucking kid -

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Default 03-07-2006, 01:03 AM

lol greatness


  
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Default 03-07-2006, 07:43 AM

[quote="TGB!":89985]WTF - why are you posting. . .didnt you JUST have a fucking kid -

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this is crazy but THEY SLEEP its fucking amazing. rolleyes:


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Default 03-07-2006, 08:55 AM

wtf.....

Girl - "what are you doing"

Second Guy - "waiting for you" looks like he already started spank: eek:
  
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Default 03-07-2006, 12:00 PM

I never found this that funny. eek:
  
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Default 03-07-2006, 03:06 PM

lol. both are asses. 1st guy for spending over $200 on a complete stranger. 2nd dude for whackin' off in the dressing room.


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