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Default bone a corpse - 09-07-2006, 09:17 AM

GF1'ers?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wisc/20060905/lo_wisc/9792536



[quote:210bf]The three men arrested for allegedly digging up the grave of a woman who died last week in Grant County are also charged with attempted sexual assault.

Authorities said that Radke said that the three stopped at the Wal-Mart in Dodgeville on their way to the cemetery and bought condoms.[/quote:210bf]

rofl...GET AIDS FROM DEAD CHIX


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Default 09-07-2006, 09:20 AM

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Default 09-07-2006, 09:23 AM

"If this coffins rockin don't come knockin"
  
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Default 09-07-2006, 09:26 AM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":82077]"If this coffins rockin don't come knockin"[/quote:82077]

I lol'd


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Default 09-07-2006, 09:53 AM

they just like a cold feeing instead of a warm feeling thats all.


  
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Default 09-07-2006, 09:57 AM

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they just like a cold feeing instead of a warm feeling thats all.
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Default 09-07-2006, 09:58 AM

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they just like a cold feeing instead of a warm feeling thats all.

If that's the case they should have gangbanged a Mr.Frosty.
  
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Default 09-07-2006, 10:30 AM

wow!
  
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Default 09-07-2006, 10:31 AM

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Default 09-07-2006, 10:39 AM

I dont mean to hijack the thread, but that sparks an interesting story my friend told me.

This happened to one of my friend's friends. This girl started getting this wierd ulcers on the inside of her cheeks. no one knew what they were, so she went to the doctor. the doctor told her they were maggot eggs devouring the flesh (no joke at all) and there was only 2 ways to get this. 1. having sex with a dead person. 2. having sex with someone who had sex with a dead person.

her boyfriend worked at a morgue.


  
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Default 09-07-2006, 10:40 AM

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I dont mean to hijack the thread, but that sparks an interesting story my friend told me.

This happened to one of my friend's friends. This girl started getting this wierd ulcers on the inside of her cheeks. no one knew what they were, so she went to the doctor. the doctor told her they were maggot eggs devouring the flesh (no joke at all) and there was only 2 ways to get this. 1. having sex with a dead person. 2. having sex with someone who had sex with a dead person.

her boyfriend worked at a morgue.

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Default 09-07-2006, 11:00 AM

totally.
  
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Default 09-07-2006, 12:13 PM

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I dont mean to hijack the thread, but that sparks an interesting story my friend told me.

This happened to one of my friend's friends. This girl started getting this wierd ulcers on the inside of her cheeks. no one knew what they were, so she went to the doctor. the doctor told her they were maggot eggs devouring the flesh (no joke at all) and there was only 2 ways to get this. 1. having sex with a dead person. 2. having sex with someone who had sex with a dead person.

her boyfriend worked at a morgue.
I, like, call bullshitz
  
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Default 09-07-2006, 12:26 PM

It's fucked up when one guy has an idea like that....but 3 ??

Did any of them actually have sex with the corpse or was their plan foiled beforehand?


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Default 09-07-2006, 01:37 PM

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I dont mean to hijack the thread, but that sparks an interesting story my friend told me.

This happened to one of my friend's friends. This girl started getting this wierd ulcers on the inside of her cheeks. no one knew what they were, so she went to the doctor. the doctor told her they were maggot eggs devouring the flesh (no joke at all) and there was only 2 ways to get this. 1. having sex with a dead person. 2. having sex with someone who had sex with a dead person.

her boyfriend worked at a morgue.
I, like, call bullshitz
no, its not bullshit, it was a girl from my school.


  
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