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Default Resume - 10-15-2006, 11:53 AM
[url:4588d]http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/how_not_to_apply_for_a_job_in_ibanking_1.html[/url:4588d]
  
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Default 10-15-2006, 12:10 PM
well for one, the stack of bricks was already broken

good idea on paper, but yeah i would not hire the guy, i dont see how he turned into a laughing stock of the banking scene tho??

i was expecting more funny and did not recieve...very disappointed hake:
  
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Default 10-15-2006, 12:51 PM
wtf was that!?
  
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Default 10-15-2006, 01:16 PM
ROFL @ his bench pressing. If you have to have a spotter (and more and 1 spotter for that matter) lift the weight off your chest, you can't do it. Those 140 lb dumbbells he was doing at the start was complete horseshit. Ronnie Coleman only does 200 lb dumbbells. That puny fuck probably can't do 60 lbs correctly. He could barely get 225 on the straight bar on his own.
  
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Default 10-15-2006, 01:17 PM
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Default 10-15-2006, 03:38 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f5efe]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w[/quote:f5efe]

Haha wtf he yells "Fuck it up!" at the start of the song.
  
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Default 10-15-2006, 07:12 PM
that was pretty gay
  
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Default 10-15-2006, 07:13 PM
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that was pretty gay

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Forsooth the gay has pwned thy thread, loney:



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
  
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Default 10-15-2006, 08:20 PM
kill yourself coma

www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 10-15-2006, 08:21 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":dd295]kill yourself coma[/quote:dd295]

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Default 10-15-2006, 08:23 PM
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Default 10-15-2006, 08:25 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":39837][quote=geRV]
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kill yourself coma
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love you[/quote:39837]

Die with a 30" pneumatic cock in your ass rock:



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