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Default Excuse me while i spray my penis - 11-30-2006, 11:35 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061130/od_ ... any_condom

[quote:88ba5]Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."[/quote:88ba5]




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Default 11-30-2006, 11:52 PM

i usually caulk my penis before sex


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Default 12-01-2006, 01:39 AM

Cement works for me. The ladies say the pebbles mixed in really give them a whirl.
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 01:40 AM

i simply rinse out their vaginas with rubbing alcohol after the deed is done. beer:


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Default 12-01-2006, 02:53 AM

that would suck to get in the urethra
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 04:33 AM

fuck a condom just wrap a chockybar wrapper round that sucka
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 06:26 AM

empty soda cans are my condom of choice
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 06:27 AM

hollowed out mozzerella stick 4meplz
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 06:33 AM

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Default 12-01-2006, 09:26 AM

wouldnt it be easier/safer to just use a condom?

And how will they get the resevoir tip?
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 09:57 AM

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wouldnt it be easier/safer to just use a condom?

And how will they get the resevoir tip?
It makes a bubble when the deed is done, like chewing gum
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 10:52 AM

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Default 12-01-2006, 01:47 PM

I just blow in her and 4 months later, I smash a baseball bat into her stomach.
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 01:54 PM

condoms suck! Fortunately there's an easy solution, unless she has aids or some shyt...

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/th49980_family_planning_2__122_561.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 02:36 PM

Just stick it in her ass and everybody is safe !


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