Best. Onion article. Ever.

Zoner · **Best. Onion article. Ever. -** 11-27-2002, 10:31 AM

I think I just shit myself.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3844/very_ ... orces.html

Best.
Article.
Ever.

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Old Reliable · 11-27-2002, 10:34 AM

[img]http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3844/very_special_forces_jump.jpg[/img]

LOL

Zoner · 11-27-2002, 10:39 AM

Of course I had to...

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/very_special_forces.jpg[/img]

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Zoner · 11-27-2002, 10:57 AM

Bump.

This is too funny to miss.

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Bazooka_Joe · 11-27-2002, 11:43 AM

The short bus made me laugh, heh

ninty · 11-27-2002, 12:04 PM

damn you zoner.

i'm in the middle of class laughing my ass off.

Zoner · 11-27-2002, 01:19 PM

heh heh...sorry 'bout that dude. biggrin:

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MrLevinstein · 11-27-2002, 03:52 PM

lol great article. gave me a nice laugh. We have this "very special" kid in my highschool and he stands up in the middle of a packed lunch and does karate move while everyone makes fun of him... poor guy

Sergeant_Scrotum · 11-27-2002, 05:22 PM

thats weird, at my school they have this small caged in unit out back that everyone calls "the cage", they just throw all the special kids out there to do whatever the fuck they want, their are some swings & a big rubber ball, its kinda mean really but its halarious when they start doing karate sounds, last year one of my classes was kinda near the cage & the windows were open when they started makeing their karate screams, its kinda hard to read a book when all you hear outside is "HHHHHHIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAA!" biggrin:

Tripper · 11-27-2002, 06:37 PM

[quote:f5a6d]lol great article. gave me a nice laugh. We have this "very special" kid in my highschool and he stands up in the middle of a packed lunch and does karate move while everyone makes fun of him... poor guy[/quote:f5a6d]

We had kids like that at my school...Lemme tell you!...

This one kid, I think he had Down-Syndrome, used to do fighting moves, he'd sing spice-girls songs, and if you said: "Michael, Michael, Activate, Activate!" He'd cross his arms in some kind of power ranger type way, then abruptly uncross them and stick them in the sky and he'd scream "ACTIVATE!" I felt sorry for him....He had a lot of friends though...

Ah, school....Crazy days.... happy:

MrLevinstein · 11-27-2002, 07:36 PM

my friends brother is retarded. hes soo funny. everyone likes him

Bazooka_Joe · 11-27-2002, 07:37 PM

Is his name. ..TIMMY!!!

Tripper · 11-27-2002, 07:51 PM

Shouldn't call them retards...It's un-PC....Call them *Special* oOo:

Art Attack · 11-27-2002, 08:01 PM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":12c04]thats weird, at my school they have this small caged in unit out back that everyone calls "the cage", they just throw all the special kids out there to do whatever the fuck they want, their are some swings & a big rubber ball, its kinda mean really but its halarious when they start doing karate sounds, last year one of my classes was kinda near the cage & the windows were open when they started makeing their karate screams, its kinda hard to read a book when all you hear outside is "HHHHHHIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAA!" biggrin:[/quote:12c04]

LMAO! at my school they make the reatards do all the work like collectiong garbage and shit! really funny!!! biggrin:

Innoxx · 11-27-2002, 08:02 PM

I don't drcriminate, my school was full of retards.