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View Poll Results: How often do you pump the porpise?
1 - 5 time a week 5 21.74%
5- 10 times a week 11 47.83%
10 - 15 times a week 2 8.70%
15 - 20 times a week 0 0%
20 + times 5 21.74%
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Default how often do you clean your tool? - 12-09-2002, 01:44 AM
i was just wondering what the average ammount of masturbation is on this forum, in order to see how i stack up with you whack-a-holicks
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 01:48 AM
ok???
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 01:49 AM
What the fuck?
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 01:51 AM
you did a double post of this topic
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 01:55 AM
sori my comp was being gay when i pressed submit so i pressed back and submit again thats why it did it sori..
  
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You get off on this shit don't you, Cameltoe.
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:04 AM
This is a fucked up thread. Besides, i can't even vote! ....you forgot "0 times" as a choice!!

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Default 12-09-2002, 02:06 AM
arkan i'd belive any guy jacks off 0 times a week like i belive george bush is a brilliant man and a value to the world. hake:
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:06 AM
Yeah, I haven't waxxed my carrot in like a month.
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:29 AM
[quote="CSF_Jaizen":bd78f]arkan i'd belive any guy jacks off 0 times a week like i belive george bush is a brilliant man and a value to the world. hake:[/quote:bd78f]

Well, statistics say that 3% of the male population doesn't masturbate. I just happen to fall on that side of the stat. Whats so wrong with that?

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Default 12-09-2002, 02:40 AM
next thread like this will be how many hard ons do you get every week hake:
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:56 AM
Do we really need this? I mean come on...We all know everybody here whacks off every once and a while, but do we need statistics? I don't wanna read about other MALES whacking off. But yet I still feel obliged to view every thread on this forum. Why do you seriously want to know this kind of stuff, Cameltoe? hake:
  
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Do we really need this? I mean come on...We all know everybody here whacks off every once and a while, but do we need statistics? I don't wanna read about other MALES whacking off. But yet I still feel obliged to view every thread on this forum. Why do you seriously want to know this kind of stuff, Cameltoe? hake:
Totally agree. Seriously......
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 03:21 AM
Once a day.

I love "spending quality time by myself" biggrin:

PS. Don't forget to mention how YOU do next time...
  
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Do we really need this? I mean come on...We all know everybody here whacks off every once and a while, but do we need statistics? I don't wanna read about other MALES whacking off. But yet I still feel obliged to view every thread on this forum. Why do you seriously want to know this kind of stuff, Cameltoe? hake:
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