an apology

Sergeant_Scrotum · **an apology -** 03-04-2003, 07:33 PM

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

WeeMan · 03-04-2003, 07:35 PM

oOo: .....right

Jedi Marksman · 03-04-2003, 07:36 PM

I'm sorry you're so pathetic. biggrin:

Jedi Marksman · 03-04-2003, 07:39 PM

Joe, lock this before it becomes another stupid flame war. Scrotum is becoming another Pyro, just wants to start trouble. Besides, having a very poor grasp of social, economic and historical issues.

Zap. USMC · 03-04-2003, 07:40 PM

[quote:765a7]I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. [/quote:765a7]

Nigga plz

The white house wasn't burnt down. It was "burnt". That is why they called it the "White House" because they white washed it after it was charred from the fire...

Not to mention, it wasn't the Canucks who burnt the white house, it was the British.

Get your facts straight, cocksucker.

Simo Häyhä · **Re: an apology -** 03-04-2003, 07:41 PM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":a2e97]On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.[/quote:a2e97]
lol funny biggrin:

Unknown_Sniper · 03-04-2003, 07:47 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":7b4dd][quote:7b4dd]I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. [/quote:7b4dd]

Nigga plz

The white house wasn't burnt down. It was "burnt". That is why they called it the "White House" because they white washed it after it was charred from the fire...

Not to mention, it wasn't the Canucks who burnt the white house, it was the British.

Get your facts straight, cocksucker.[/quote:7b4dd]

LMAO they couldnt even burn down the white house after taking it over? pathetic. As for canada, When do you guys wanna join the good ol' USA

White Rabbit · **Re: an apology -** 03-04-2003, 07:48 PM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":ee234]I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.
[/quote:ee234]

ha! you wish, that award goes to the british army

Sergeant_Scrotum · 03-04-2003, 07:51 PM

ed: you guys sure do get defencive. btw i frogot to put that I din't write this, its by rick mercer (this hour has 22min)
& you guys can call me whatever you want but come on! their is no way im as bad as pyro! cry:

Zap. USMC · 03-04-2003, 07:52 PM

Scrotum, go suck a cock, faggot.

Oh yeah, it's "offensive". Learn to spell, you retard.

WeeMan · 03-04-2003, 07:56 PM

stupid people should be shot oOo:

Innoxx · 03-04-2003, 07:58 PM

Guys, get over your pride, that includes you too Scrotum.

Sergeant_Scrotum · 03-04-2003, 07:59 PM

oh...the pain...the pain... [img]http://www.trollkingdom.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

White Rabbit · 03-04-2003, 08:03 PM

the fact that you have an iraqi flag for your sig doent help your arguement

**IM SORRY TOO -** 03-04-2003, 08:04 PM

im sorry you live in a lame ass country where you have no other sports then hockey..im sorry you rarely get involved in any conflict due to the fact you might lose one of your two planes. or the only boat you guys own and you use it for charter fising on the weekends. you would also be sorry if someone decided to take that little pissass country and we didnt decide to save your asses. so just sit up there in the snow and cold freezin your asses off and complain about the greatest nation in the world that you have no part in. by the way. nobody gives a rats ass about hockey south of the boarder. you guys probably wouldnt either if you had any real sports to watch. ever wonder why everything you guys do has to do with ice. YOU CAN HAVE IT.ill stick to sittin on the beach with a margarita not thinkin about you guys unless its in the winter when all you snowbirds head south to florida for the winter and drive 20 on the freeway in the left lane drivin everybody insane. thank god its spring so the damn snowbirds will go the hell home where they belong.