[Sergeant_Scrotum]

1.I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2.Ahhhhhhhh... it's cute.
3.Why don't we just cuddle?
4.You know... they have surgery to fix that!
5.Make it dance for me.
6.Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7.Wow, and your feet are so big.
8.It's OK, we'll work around it.
9.Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10.Oh no... a flash headache.
11.(Giggle and point.)
12.Can I be honest with you?
13.This explains your car.
14.Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
15.Why is God punishing me?
16.At least this won't take long.
17.I never saw one like that before.
18.But it still works, right?
19.It looks so unused.
20.Maybe it looks better in natural light.
21.Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
22.Are you cold?
23.If you get me real drunk first, then maybe...
24.Is that an optical illusion?
25.What is that?
26.It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
27.Does it come with an air pump?
28.So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

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[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":a41b9]17.I never saw one like that before.[/quote:a41b9]

lmao biggrin:

nice list

[Xorcist [USA]]

29. "Honey, im home."

It says 20 things on the title. eek:

Originally Posted by pelo

29. "Honey, im home."

hahahaha... that's the best one yet evil:

So.. He added in a few more!

[Static]

[quote:cd84a]13.This explains your car.[/quote:cd84a]
hehehe freak:

"okay you can go into me now"

31: "is it in yet?"

[Zoner]

5.Make it dance for me.


That one's not so bad...heh heh.


Zone

[Argon]

lol, very good.

Why is god punishing me? (its the best)

[Magnum]

Originally Posted by Zoner91

That one's not so bad...heh heh.

Zoner, the only images I want to see from you are of the sig, not mental, variety.

[LoneGunner87]

Heres another one Who's your daddy. biggrin: lol

[snipeymagoo]

100. Well, the condom i got is to large

*Says Extra Small on the package*