Dont have a girlfriend...

**Dont have a girlfriend... -** 03-25-2003, 05:51 PM

then get the imaginary girlfriend kit!
[url:41155]http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2916669204&category=14 67[/url:41155]
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MrLevinstein · 03-25-2003, 06:00 PM

my imaginary girlfriend is a hand and a harddrive full of porn.

MrLevinstein · 03-25-2003, 06:02 PM

whoops did i post that oOo:

Milla · 03-25-2003, 06:03 PM

INDEED IT IS MIKE!

Sgt>Stackem · 03-25-2003, 06:03 PM

miss Michigan

Chronic Diarrhea · 03-25-2003, 08:20 PM

Heh, yeah my hand is my gf. What pisses me off is that a lot of girls say I'm cute, but for some reason I don't have a gf. Not that I really want one, mainly I just want a girl that will suck face and dick, but the priciple of it pisses me off. I don't think its because I'm "the nice guy" either, in fact, I'm probably one of the biggest smartasses in my school when it comes to making fun of people. Oh well, my hand will have to do. At least I won't get butt herpes that way.

MrLevinstein · 03-25-2003, 08:55 PM

Same here chronic

Captain Bunny · 03-25-2003, 08:55 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ecec6] I'm probably one of the biggest smartasses in my school when it comes to making fun of people.[/quote:ecec6]

Thus concludes why our young hero is single, and so ends ballad of chronic diarrhea and his girlfriend hand.

GreenEggs&Pot · 03-25-2003, 09:01 PM

Poor single bastards biggrin:

For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"

MrLevinstein · 03-25-2003, 09:04 PM

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":ae99f]Poor single bastards biggrin:

For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"[/quote:ae99f]

well ya dont have to rub it in. its only hs for most of us why get serious?

Milla · 03-25-2003, 09:06 PM

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":34e89]Poor single bastards biggrin:

For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"[/quote:34e89]

And if she calls you a stud?

Arkan · 03-25-2003, 09:09 PM

I dunno if i should laugh at you guys or not. What seems to be the problem hooking up with girls?? Sheez, i had girls since the 4th grade.
Any girls in your neighborhood? Man, i had a ton of 'em in mine and i "played" with most of 'em. Hurry up and get any girl you can before it's too late...BUWAHAAHAHA !!

Chronic Diarrhea · 03-25-2003, 09:27 PM

Oh I don't care if you rub it in, I've had girlfriends before, but I haven't had one in about 4 months or so.

cameltoe · 03-25-2003, 09:31 PM

biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:
[img]http://members.aol.com/garbagemasher/10.jpg[/img]
this pic pwns

03-25-2003, 09:34 PM

yeah, im tehe biggest smartass in school, i always talk back to my teacher with comments, its funny. They do noithing about it, so i just keep making fun of them