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Default Dont have a girlfriend... - 03-25-2003, 05:51 PM

then get the imaginary girlfriend kit!
[url:41155]http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2916669204&category=14 67[/url:41155]
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Default 03-25-2003, 06:00 PM

my imaginary girlfriend is a hand and a harddrive full of porn.
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 06:02 PM

whoops did i post that oOo:
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 06:03 PM

INDEED IT IS MIKE!


  
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Default 03-25-2003, 06:03 PM

miss Michigan
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 08:20 PM

Heh, yeah my hand is my gf. What pisses me off is that a lot of girls say I'm cute, but for some reason I don't have a gf. Not that I really want one, mainly I just want a girl that will suck face and dick, but the priciple of it pisses me off. I don't think its because I'm "the nice guy" either, in fact, I'm probably one of the biggest smartasses in my school when it comes to making fun of people. Oh well, my hand will have to do. At least I won't get butt herpes that way.
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 08:55 PM

Same here chronic
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 08:55 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ecec6] I'm probably one of the biggest smartasses in my school when it comes to making fun of people.[/quote:ecec6]


Thus concludes why our young hero is single, and so ends ballad of chronic diarrhea and his girlfriend hand.
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 09:01 PM

Poor single bastards biggrin:


For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 09:04 PM

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":ae99f]Poor single bastards biggrin:


For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"[/quote:ae99f]

well ya dont have to rub it in. its only hs for most of us why get serious?
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 09:06 PM

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":34e89]Poor single bastards biggrin:


For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"[/quote:34e89]

And if she calls you a stud?


  
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Default 03-25-2003, 09:09 PM

I dunno if i should laugh at you guys or not. What seems to be the problem hooking up with girls?? Sheez, i had girls since the 4th grade.
Any girls in your neighborhood? Man, i had a ton of 'em in mine and i "played" with most of 'em. Hurry up and get any girl you can before it's too late...BUWAHAAHAHA !!


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Default 03-25-2003, 09:27 PM

Oh I don't care if you rub it in, I've had girlfriends before, but I haven't had one in about 4 months or so.
  
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Default 03-25-2003, 09:31 PM

biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:
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Default 03-25-2003, 09:34 PM

yeah, im tehe biggest smartass in school, i always talk back to my teacher with comments, its funny. They do noithing about it, so i just keep making fun of them
  
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