If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq!

SoLiDUS · **If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq! -** 03-25-2003, 07:58 AM

To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it".

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Vance · 03-25-2003, 07:58 AM

Unfunny and old eek:

SoLiDUS · 03-25-2003, 07:59 AM

I for one thought it was extremely funny and very entertaining: much more
so than this war we have with... what's that country again ? Oh yes, Iraq. biggrin:

Ydiss · 03-25-2003, 08:05 AM

Amusing, if a little lacking in rythmn. biggrin:

It's also a big stack of very dry tinder soaked in naptha just wating to be set alight.

SoLiDUS · 03-25-2003, 08:09 AM

That's not good to hear, as I'm a pyromaniac... and I have this fresh pack
of matches with me!

I swear I won't use it though! angel:

Wilko · 03-25-2003, 09:41 AM

Hehehehehehe.

Very Nice, SoLiDUS. Where'd you find it?

Bazooka_Joe · 03-25-2003, 11:22 AM

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

that's my fav.

White Rabbit · **Re: If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq! -** 03-25-2003, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it".

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

unfunny, unoriginal, old, and stupid

Tripper · 03-25-2003, 02:19 PM

Hahaa, get a fucking life - I think it is HIGHLY amusing....Good one, Sloi!

Simo Häyhä · 03-25-2003, 02:22 PM

catchy

Slinky2397 · 03-25-2003, 02:39 PM

Haw haw, goes good with the theme in my head.

Captain Bunny · 03-25-2003, 02:54 PM

LMFAO thats exactly the type of thing youd get on madblast in an animation.
I absolutly love it!! biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

Wilko · 03-25-2003, 02:59 PM

You can certainly pick the Patriot Zealots in here with no sense of humor... hake:

btw: Cpt Bunny; That's a fucking brilliant quote in your sig biggrin: Blackadder owns!

Ydiss · 03-25-2003, 03:04 PM

I have a cunning plan.

Wilko · 03-25-2003, 03:07 PM

How cunning? Cunning enough that could could brush your teeth with it, or so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasal? biggrin: