God I love coonasses

Chronic Diarrhea · **God I love coonasses -** 04-15-2003, 08:23 PM

The other night Some of my firends and I went out to this seafood restaurant. It was just the guys there, so we didn't give a damn how we acted. One of my friends is a coonass. If you don't know what a coonass is, it is simply a cajun guy, or more like a backwoods cajun idiot. Anyway we ordered crawdads. Now I love crawdads, but what I saw was sick. That coonass ripped off the crawdad's head and sucked all the juice out of it! I was like "Dude, WTF..." What I got was "Dey-eets riot! I loined dat back in Nawwlins! Eeeeess goood!" We laughed at him, or more like with him.

Now don't get me wrong, I love coonasses. They are some of the damndest nice people you will ever meet, and I love watching how their culture acts. It's so funny.

04-15-2003, 08:25 PM

Someone needs to make an insult pic "Most Useless Thread Ever!" Award.
J/K. But, I still have no idea what the hell you are blabing about. Some sort of culrture. and food?

ED · 04-15-2003, 08:27 PM

All I saw was "COON".

Crawdads are hella good.

Chronic Diarrhea · 04-15-2003, 08:27 PM

Crap, I forgot to add "put your coonass story in here." You have to be from Louisiana or Texas to really understand the hilarity of it all.

04-15-2003, 08:29 PM

Ah, I see. I'v never ate Crawdads before. Are those the things from that one simpsons episode, with the mayors son and the french waitor?

Ferich · 04-15-2003, 08:30 PM

Amish are pretty funny.

04-15-2003, 08:31 PM

Ever hear "Amish Paradise' From Weird Al?

Ferich · 04-15-2003, 08:32 PM

Yes worst song ever. But, aside from shitty songs, Amish people are hilarious. They always ride their buggies on the roads in Pennsylvania and fuck them up so bad. I remember I drove across PA State Lines and closed my eyes, and could tell when I hit New Jersey, it was like a Heavenly road compared to ours.

Chronic Diarrhea · 04-15-2003, 08:33 PM

Dis eees ooo crawdad...

[img]http://www.jaycross.com/jayhoo/images/crawdad.jpg[/img]

04-15-2003, 08:34 PM

Looks like Lobster...

Chronic Diarrhea · 04-15-2003, 08:37 PM

Yeah, it does, but crawdads are much smaller, and taste better. Most people just eat the meat inside the tail, but coonasses pretty much eat the whole damn thing! biggrin: biggrin:

Old Reliable · 04-15-2003, 08:40 PM

crawdads (crayfish) are good. just be thankful you aren't in kazakhstan, I hear after an entire sheep is roasted and the host offers you an eyeball, it is the greatest insult to turn it down

Zoner · 04-15-2003, 08:44 PM

Welcome to Dee Swamp..AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!

MrLevinstein · 04-15-2003, 09:17 PM

The biggest coonass ever is Delacrouix from The green mile.

04-15-2003, 11:49 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":48632]and the host offers you an eyeball, it is the greatest insult to turn it down[/quote:48632]

mmmm yummy. Arnt the head like the best part. I always suck the juice out of a shrimp's head. Its the best part.