Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk. |
 God I love coonasses |
|
|
1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,318
Join Date: Jun 2002
|
God I love coonasses -
04-15-2003, 08:23 PM
The other night Some of my firends and I went out to this seafood restaurant. It was just the guys there, so we didn't give a damn how we acted. One of my friends is a coonass. If you don't know what a coonass is, it is simply a cajun guy, or more like a backwoods cajun idiot. Anyway we ordered crawdads. Now I love crawdads, but what I saw was sick. That coonass ripped off the crawdad's head and sucked all the juice out of it! I was like "Dude, WTF..." What I got was "Dey-eets riot! I loined dat back in Nawwlins! Eeeeess goood!" We laughed at him, or more like with him.
Now don't get me wrong, I love coonasses. They are some of the damndest nice people you will ever meet, and I love watching how their culture acts. It's so funny.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Guest
|

04-15-2003, 08:25 PM
Someone needs to make an insult pic "Most Useless Thread Ever!" Award.
J/K. But, I still have no idea what the hell you are blabing about. Some sort of culrture. and food?
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 638
Join Date: Apr 2003
|

04-15-2003, 08:27 PM
All I saw was "COON".
Crawdads are hella good.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,318
Join Date: Jun 2002
|

04-15-2003, 08:27 PM
Crap, I forgot to add "put your coonass story in here." You have to be from Louisiana or Texas to really understand the hilarity of it all.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Guest
|

04-15-2003, 08:29 PM
Ah, I see. I'v never ate Crawdads before. Are those the things from that one simpsons episode, with the mayors son and the french waitor?
|
|
|
 |
|
|
2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,517
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lancaster, Pennsylvania
|

04-15-2003, 08:30 PM
Amish are pretty funny.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Guest
|

04-15-2003, 08:31 PM
Ever hear "Amish Paradise' From Weird Al?
|
|
|
 |
|
|
2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,517
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lancaster, Pennsylvania
|

04-15-2003, 08:32 PM
Yes worst song ever. But, aside from shitty songs, Amish people are hilarious. They always ride their buggies on the roads in Pennsylvania and fuck them up so bad. I remember I drove across PA State Lines and closed my eyes, and could tell when I hit New Jersey, it was like a Heavenly road compared to ours.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,318
Join Date: Jun 2002
|

04-15-2003, 08:33 PM
Dis eees ooo crawdad...
[img]http://www.jaycross.com/jayhoo/images/crawdad.jpg[/img]
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Guest
|

04-15-2003, 08:34 PM
Looks like Lobster...
|
|
|
 |
|
|
1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,318
Join Date: Jun 2002
|

04-15-2003, 08:37 PM
Yeah, it does, but crawdads are much smaller, and taste better. Most people just eat the meat inside the tail, but coonasses pretty much eat the whole damn thing! biggrin: biggrin:
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 11,144
Join Date: Mar 2002
|

04-15-2003, 08:40 PM
crawdads (crayfish) are good. just be thankful you aren't in kazakhstan, I hear after an entire sheep is roasted and the host offers you an eyeball, it is the greatest insult to turn it down
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
|

04-15-2003, 08:44 PM
Welcome to Dee Swamp..AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 2,670
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Outskirts of Rochester, Ny
|

04-15-2003, 09:17 PM
The biggest coonass ever is Delacrouix from The green mile.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Guest
|

04-15-2003, 11:49 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":48632]and the host offers you an eyeball, it is the greatest insult to turn it down[/quote:48632]
mmmm yummy. Arnt the head like the best part. I always suck the juice out of a shrimp's head. Its the best part.
|
|
|
 |
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.
|