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Default A little dilema... - 05-17-2003, 01:07 PM

Okay, yesterday I caught my roommate sniffing my girlfriend's panties when he was doing the laundry. I would've beat his face in, but he's openly gay and I've been trying to set him straight since he moved in (with a few well placed porn mags). I still didn't really now how to react, I just gave him the classical "WTF are you doing?" look and walked out (now I know how your mother felt when she caught you masturbating in the woodshed). So, I got a few issues I gotta deal with and I need you "valuable" advice.

-Should I tell her?
-Should I beat down the room mate?
-Has he been sniffing my dirty underwear?
-Should I give him an eviction warning?
-You think he's starting to like chicks again?
-Is this some weird fetish he hasn't been telling me about?


Please, refrain for being a shithead *looks at Blitz, Schlass and a few hundred other people*
  
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Default ..... - 05-17-2003, 01:18 PM

we care because?
this own mtv stuff you probably saw last night or something like that you mean?

I bet it didnt happen oOo:

jk angel:

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Default 05-17-2003, 01:21 PM

I would just tell him to sniff someone besides your gf's panties. Try to make him not gay cuz he mite go sniffing your panties but at the same time make sure he doesnt get onto your girl.
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 01:22 PM

Tell you woman first.
Then calmly ask your roommate about it. If he's openly gay then he shouldn't have anything to be embarassed about.


  
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Default i... - 05-17-2003, 01:24 PM

i`m sorry innoxx...i am i`m sorry really dude....

Have your gf kick his ass..LMAO!!

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Default 05-17-2003, 01:29 PM

I think he must be confused.

He plays for the other team, but hes a traitor once in a while?

Tell him to pick a side, and if he choses to be stright tell him to sniff his own panties and go back to being gay, then punch him, then throw him out.
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 01:30 PM

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I think he must be confused.

He plays for the other team, but hes a traitor once in a while?

Tell him to pick a side, and if he choses to be stright tell him to sniff his own panties and go back to being gay, then punch him, then throw him out.
gay is bad
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 01:34 PM

I say bring it up with your roommate first. Be calm and constructive and just get a hold of whats going on. Then if need be, tell your girl. Put the best construction on things until you get some answers from your roomie. Its not good if you don't talk about it with him, you'll just be repressing anger. Also, your girlfriend may not "need" to know about this. There could be a perfectly good explanation. No need to tell her first and put more strain on her relationship with your roommate.
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 01:34 PM

i say tell him to cut it out, and admit any other little dirty habits he has. who knows, maybe he was just curious to the smell. "i dont care if your gay straight bi or whatever, just keep it away from my giflfriend" thats what i would say.
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 01:45 PM

Yeah, I banished him from doing the laundry. He's on garbage detail now.....

Yeah, Blac's approach seems best. I'm gonna talk with him when he gets home.
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 02:16 PM

I'd say you did a good job of setting him straight.
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 02:30 PM

odd roommate u have
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 02:41 PM

what ever you do dont tell your girl friend


that guy is really confused, he needs to see a therapist
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 03:52 PM

Maybe he likes the fragrance of your fabric softener
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 05:06 PM

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Maybe he likes the fragrance of your fabric softener
Smell the new fragrance of PussCare a soft silky feeling that leaves ur ass saying wow thats damn silky



  
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