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Default How do you compare a Pc to Our bodies? - 05-16-2003, 10:36 PM
LMAO i was reading an article today and it was saying some shit about how much a pc is like our body.....

Well to me if i think about it....

Ram is our food ...it gives us energy right?
motherboard....is probably our brain?
Processor......Our heart?
Graphics card....Our ego lmao...
Network card.....social skills....
Case.....is our skin and/or clothing...
got any ideas?

Miller helped with a few so if your going to make fun of me..make fun of him too.HAHA sorry miller

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Default 05-16-2003, 10:37 PM
You freaking rat! biggrin:
  
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Default oh - 05-16-2003, 10:44 PM
I forgot to mention the harddrive is our stomachs...

Miller told me that one...LMAO


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Default 05-16-2003, 11:08 PM
Thats totally wrong.

Motherboard is your spinal cord/central nervous system. It carries all the information to different parts of the body as the motherboard does.

Processor is our brain

All that other shit doesn't make sense.
  
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Default 05-16-2003, 11:09 PM
I'd hate to see what the joystick port is...
  
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Default 05-16-2003, 11:14 PM
[quote="Airborne Butters":afcc0]I'd hate to see what the joystick port is...[/quote:afcc0]
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Default 05-16-2003, 11:17 PM
Id hate to see what the joystick itself is ed:
  
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Default 05-16-2003, 11:24 PM
computers are extremely similar to humans, they are of course, created by humans. we tend to make things that benefit us
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 12:04 AM
your packet sniffer, brute force crackers, and DOS are your computers fists.

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Default 05-17-2003, 07:12 AM
[quote="Airborne Butters":04636]I'd hate to see what the joystick port is...[/quote:04636]

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Default 05-17-2003, 07:54 AM
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I'd hate to see what the joystick port is...
The Penis[/quote:a80e3]
Wheres the ''Captain Obvious'' picture when you need it eek:
  
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Default 05-17-2003, 09:31 AM
[img]http://www.lamer.net/master.jpg[/img]

What would the mouse be? The Keyboard? Im guessing the screen will be our eyes and the speakers will be our ears
  
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hmmm...
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Default hmmm... - 05-17-2003, 12:54 PM
keyboard and mouse would be your senses?
cause thats where you get everything...
cant do anything with out a mouse


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