[Von Paulus]

Can he:

P- Pick up Nazi's and hurl them off cliffs onto jagged rocks ?
O- Open Nazi's chest cavities and eat their livers with a nice chianti ?
W- Wee all over that S.O.B Hitler ?
E- Excell at what his good at, which involves Manon and a bed ?
L- Live for a thousand years so he can combat Hitler when he returns as a cyborg in the year 2015 ?
L- Line up Allied Deserters and shoot them at his leisure ?

-Thankyou for your time, were doing these kind of poems at school so I decided to give Powell a go