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View Poll Results: Kill spiders
I love spiders they ist teh kinkay 9 42.86%
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Default Who votes that we should kill all spiders? - 06-15-2003, 08:35 PM

That we should search out all spiders, wherever they may be, and burn them. Or put them in a big jam jar and drop them in the middle of the Pacific of blast them into outer space or something.
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 08:36 PM

spiders eat the bugs that get into my room....I only kill the ones that could kill me
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 08:36 PM

spiders are cool, Its funny when people run from them


  
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Default 06-15-2003, 08:38 PM

i kill all that moves in mein room exept for pets
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 08:43 PM

Nothing wrong with spiders. We dont get any deadly ones (in the wild) here, they keep fly population down, and birds like swallows love to eat spiders. theyre part of the food chain.

now wasps on the other hand! they dont produce anything like honey, they get pissed off rotten fruit in the autum and crawl about the floor and sting anything that moves while in their drunken state.
In the summer, they are annoying, spiders rarely eat them as the wasps put up too much of a struggle. although it is good to see a spider kill a wasp. i laugh evil:

The only things i can think wasps do anything for anything are the fly spray companies who make a fortune in summer selling sprays like wasp-gone.
and i must admit, i love drowning the bastards with the spray.

"Spray sparce amount of wasp gone in closed room and leave for 10 minutes"
bollocks to that! hold nozzle right over wasp and drench the little shite!
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 08:45 PM

Yes, that is very satisfying, I tried that once when I was about 6 but I closed all the windows and sprayed all the spray in one room, almost killed myself oOo:
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 08:55 PM

Ive done that to a black widow. Emptied a can on hte fucker and it still didnt die. I covered it in sand and smashed hte prick into the ground. Never found hte body. I was about 8
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 09:00 PM

you wanna see a pointless creatur? well i have found it! ontarios official bird, the mosquito! these pointless creatuers do nothing but keep me awake at night & make me itch. even what they do is flawed. you can hear the basterds easly, if only they were silent, came, got their blood, left no itch or bumb i would not mind but instead they mess it all up. i think these dreadfull little creatures need to go. mad:
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 09:01 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":f1202]Ive done that to a black widow. Emptied a can on hte fucker and it still didnt die. I covered it in sand and smashed hte prick into the ground. Never found hte body. I was about 8[/quote:f1202]i took a big ass wolf spder
stuck it in a glass jar put the jar over the fire and started laughing satisticly evil:
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 09:03 PM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":0c540]you wanna see a pointless creatur? well i have found it! ontarios official bird, the mosquito! these pointless creatuers do nothing but keep me awake at night & make me itch. even what they do is flawed. you can hear the basterds easly, if only they were silent, came, got their blood, left no itch or bumb i would not mind but instead they mess it all up. i think these dreadfull little creatures need to go. mad:[/quote:0c540]

YES!!! I was jus tabout to say that. They wake me up at like 4am wiht their little BZzzzzzZZzZZZzZzzzzz Then you have to look for em. You turn on the light and bam your blinded. Now you have ot find a tiny little bug that flys around. Only to feel it bite the back or your leg. I hate them!!!!1 AHHH!!
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 09:08 PM

[quote="Maple SyRuP":3ca79][quote="Unknown_Sniper":3ca79]Ive done that to a black widow. Emptied a can on hte fucker and it still didnt die. I covered it in sand and smashed hte prick into the ground. Never found hte body. I was about 8[/quote:3ca79]i took a big ass wolf spder
stuck it in a glass jar put the jar over the fire and started laughing satisticly evil:[/quote:3ca79]

i think you ment sadisticaly?. Didnt the jar break?
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 09:14 PM

call it weird...but i just luv chasing bugs with a can of deodorant and a lighter mwah:
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 09:17 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":fbb95][quote="Maple SyRuP":fbb95][quote="Unknown_Sniper":fbb95]Ive done that to a black widow. Emptied a can on hte fucker and it still didnt die. I covered it in sand and smashed hte prick into the ground. Never found hte body. I was about 8[/quote:fbb95]i took a big ass wolf spder
stuck it in a glass jar put the jar over the fire and started laughing satisticly evil:[/quote:fbb95]

i think you ment sadisticaly?. Didnt the jar break?[/quote:fbb95]
one the bug died i just left the jar there
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 09:23 PM

black flies are just as bad, im out in my back yard trying to shoot & i have black flies making komakazie runs into my eyes. they dont even try to bite they just ram into my face. basterds
  
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Default 06-15-2003, 09:30 PM

kill em all


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