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Default Would u do... - 07-05-2003, 09:09 PM

a fat chick. Just asking cause while working at the beach today and this fat chick with three hot friends walks by and i start talking to them and then they go to their car and im giving them my number and their giving me theirs and then the fat chick flashes me and wants to grab my dick, but i told her no because were in a parking lot and my boss could see so she said her and one of her hot friends would have a threesome with me monday. Would u do it?
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:11 PM

sure ed:


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It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:12 PM

Yeah, sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Besides, fat chicks need love too.
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:13 PM

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes.
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:14 PM

sure...more cusion for the pushin


  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:15 PM

think of it this way. more cusion for da pushin!
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:16 PM

Im probably just gonna let her suck my cock and then bang the hot one.
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:16 PM

thats a good plan i hear fatter chicks give better head than skinnier chicks
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:17 PM

Yea i heard that too. Probably cause they eat alot of sausage or something.
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:17 PM

if you get the hot girls too, then do it

but dont copy that floppy
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:20 PM

[quote="Bean 2":483b7]Yea i heard that too. Probably cause they eat alot of sausage or something.[/quote:483b7]
i think its cuz they've got more fat around their mouths so their teeth dont come into play as much
too bad i've never had the chance to judge whethere or not which chicks are better
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:21 PM

then it is true that fat chicks always have hot friends


  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:22 PM

Hot friends like... Hot Dogs, Bagel Bites,Hot Pockets and your assorment of hot foods.
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:24 PM

quote of the week!^ happy:
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferich
Hot friends like... Hot Dogs, Bagel Bites,Hot Pockets and your assorment of hot foods.
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Ferich for president?

YES
  
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