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Default Rumsfeld Accuses Saddam of Camping - 08-01-2003, 07:39 AM

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Washington DC - Many think the war in cs_iraq is over, but one terrorist is camping an obscure corner of the map trying to force a draw,
according to US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "He knows he can't win the round, so he's just camping where we can't find him,
waiting for time to run out. Saddam is such a lamer," claimed Rumsfeld in a press conference today. "He's probably wallhacking too."

"This is just another example of his pattern of behavior,” continued Rumsfeld, who accused the {Ba'ath} clan of hiding behind hostages to
decrease the US's score, in addition to other war crimes. "It’s these cheaters and lamers that are ruining the fun of war for the rest of us."

The [US] clan has rolled through recent tournaments, handing defeat to the |TaLiBAN| clan in cs_kandahar, but has come under fire in the
press lately for accusations of AWP-whoring and bunny-hopping. Elite defense analyst Thomas Franklin points out that clan [US] has
repeatedly refused requests that they install Punkbuster. "They have no credibility. How do we know they're not cheating themselves?
What a bunch of whiners."


Rumsfeld dismisses these charges. "This is all just a smoke and mirrors act. Saddam is the real cheater here. We have definitive proof
that he used aimbot tons and tons of times, we just can't find it."

When asked about what upcoming clan battles team [US] has planned, Rumsfeld replied, "I just want to say that we're aware of what
-=NK=-KimJong-afk has been saying about us in chatrooms. We'll see if he can still talk that trash after I headshot him with my deagle.
This isn't Starcraft. Those Koreans don't stand a chance."

-=NK=-KimJong-afk was unavailable for comment.
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 07:43 AM

LMAO

that was funny.........good find happy:
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 07:43 AM

rofl.
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 10:43 AM

Nice, I'd say more but it took an hour to get the reply box up. I wouldn't want to bring the site down by typing a paragraph.
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 11:14 AM

Good one.


  
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Default 08-01-2003, 11:15 AM

Good one.


  
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Default 08-01-2003, 11:16 AM

Ack... Double post...


  
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Default 08-01-2003, 12:00 PM

Haha. Nice.
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 12:00 PM

Haha. Nice.
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 12:23 PM

Vance, watch the multi-posts. There're too many from you for them all to be considered a mistake.


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Default 08-01-2003, 01:23 PM

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Default 08-01-2003, 02:15 PM

[US] pwns lol


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Aha Good Stuff! happy:
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 04:05 PM

...Meh.....
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 04:13 PM

Koreans would whoop you in SC


  
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