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Default Worlds Smallest Violin - 08-01-2003, 02:01 AM

Can i please have a sad song played to me on the worlds smallest violin.
I just got a letter from the bank saying i am £139 overdrawn. I only have a limit of £100, so as you can see, im running £39 over.
In their generosity though, they will not charge me extra as this is the first time ive done this. But if its not paid back by agust 8th, which incidently is when i get paid, then theyll charge me £20 for it.
I know this is all a pathetic amount of money compaired to what some people are in debt to, i mean £39. wooo.
Ironically, that £39 too much was actually taken out of my account BY THE BANK to pay off my £1000 i took from them.
My car tax expired today. i need £90.75 to pay for 6months of the stuff.
Where is this violin when you need it? Im going to sit here an mope now.
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 02:16 AM

O...K... oOo:
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 02:18 AM

Get over it. Wait till you actually own a house. Your debt will increase 10-fold.

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Default 08-01-2003, 02:56 AM

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Get over it. Wait till you actually own a house. Your debt will increase 10-fold.

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Well that was possibly the single most retarded pic ive ever seen. oOo:




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Default 08-01-2003, 03:16 AM

Yup, my new car set me back a few clams. Which is why I had to downgrade my internet connection, cut off the cable, sell my bass guitar and one of my mountain bikes. Inny is a lavish man folks. Lavish, but not to bright when it comes to finance.

....but hey, at least I'm looking sporty in my BMW.
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 03:17 AM

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Well that was possibly the single most retarded pic ive ever seen.
Courtesy of the Flamenstiener, Tripper.
  
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Default 08-01-2003, 07:13 AM

Go find a pimp and man-whore for extra cash.
  
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