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Default BATHROOM STALLS - 08-15-2003, 12:38 PM

What is my obsession with shitting. Ah well. . .

So I enter our bathrooms this morning, and the head of IT takes the small non-crippled person stall, so I need to grab the one next to him. I try peeking through the crack to see if anyone is in there, fully knowing that is someone is then they might well think I've got a shit-fetish and want to take a look at this stud taking a dook. I then try the door, and it opens - which agian isnt a gurantee someone AINT in there, since ALOT of people forget to lock that shit.

Frustrating. Hell yea. Theres another bathroom that locks from the inside and - working with all women - I am more than cautious when opening it. I always use my left hand to open and make sure to open slowly to give someone enough time to react. Havent caught anyone unlocked yet, but I'm sure that day will come when Im not vigilant.

How hard would it be to have an autolock option? Yanno. You walk in, bathroom or stall, and the door locks,and displays a nice little "dook in progress" message.

These common sense suggestions just never get implimented.
  
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Default 08-15-2003, 12:40 PM

Go scatman, go scatman, its your birthday, its your birthday....

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Default 08-15-2003, 12:44 PM

Ive had those problems..........you gotta back in slowly so the person has more time to react



  
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Default 08-15-2003, 12:45 PM

That crack, the one between the door and the stall frame is so small sometimes you dont know WHAT you're seeing. And you cant hover there for very long because peopple WILL think someones in there, and think you ARE some SCAT-PERV.
  
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Default 08-15-2003, 12:47 PM

lol SCAT- PERV, oh yah yes oh yah green scat do i see corn?YES! ed: eek:



  
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Default Don't Forget Your CV. - 08-15-2003, 02:04 PM

After previously marking out a set date and time, I'd fully expect a person to be in my local lavatory... cool:

preferably "REQUIREZ BBW 4 BJ AT 10:45, NO MEN CEPT DI CAPRIO"


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Default 08-15-2003, 02:06 PM

When in doubt, shit in the sink.
  
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When in doubt, shit in the sink.
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Default 08-15-2003, 03:06 PM

You do realize that the hands that clean out those sinks and urinals are the same hands that make your burgers.

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Default 08-15-2003, 03:57 PM

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You do realize that the hands that clean out those sinks and urinals are the same hands that make your burgers.

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Default Re: BATHROOM STALLS - 08-15-2003, 04:00 PM

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What is my obsession with shitting. Ah well. . .

So I enter our bathrooms this morning, and the head of IT takes the small non-crippled person stall, so I need to grab the one next to him. I try peeking through the crack to see if anyone is in there, fully knowing that is someone is then they might well think I've got a shit-fetish and want to take a look at this stud taking a dook. I then try the door, and it opens - which agian isnt a gurantee someone AINT in there, since ALOT of people forget to lock that shit.

Frustrating. Hell yea. Theres another bathroom that locks from the inside and - working with all women - I am more than cautious when opening it. I always use my left hand to open and make sure to open slowly to give someone enough time to react. Havent caught anyone unlocked yet, but I'm sure that day will come when Im not vigilant.

How hard would it be to have an autolock option? Yanno. You walk in, bathroom or stall, and the door locks,and displays a nice little "dook in progress" message.

These common sense suggestions just never get implimented.
knock on the stall before entering
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 12:18 AM

Fuck it, just try the door. If a person is shitting on the other side, fuck him for not locking it. Just for that, you should take a dump on his lap.

Once in a clothing store, i tried on some pants or shit like that and left the dressing stall to look in a mirror. When i returned to my stall (with my old clothes and sneakers inside) there was this half naked girl inside. Funny thing was she didn't even cover up. I politely said sorry and closed the door. You think the old clothes would've gave her a hint?


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Default 08-17-2003, 11:07 AM

LOL!

That is some funny shit. Also if people can't be bothered to lock the stall they deserve a slap for being so damn stupid.
  
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Default 08-17-2003, 11:53 AM

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Fuck it, just try the door. If a person is shitting on the other side, fuck him for not locking it. Just for that, you should take a dump on his lap.

Once in a clothing store, i tried on some pants or shit like that and left the dressing stall to look in a mirror. When i returned to my stall (with my old clothes and sneakers inside) there was this half naked girl inside. Funny thing was she didn't even cover up. I politely said sorry and closed the door. You think the old clothes would've gave her a hint?
was she hot?
  
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Default 08-17-2003, 01:34 PM

[quote="Bean 2":51e0f]was she hot?[/quote:51e0f]

She was around 17 and had a nice rack.


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