[gtboys34]

Things to do at Wal-Mart while someone you know is taking his/her sweet time.
1 Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2 Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3 Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
4 Put M&M's on lay away.
5 Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
6 Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7 When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
8 Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9 Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
10 While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11 In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
12 Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
13 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! Its those voices again."
14 Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here

i know some of you have probaly seen this b4 but its my first time. #13 is friggin hilarious happy: :

[Judas]

gg textfiles.com eek:

this is older than Jesus

[Pyro]

[quote="Sgt Stryker":cb07e]this is older than Jesus[/quote:cb07e]

older than the pagans as well.

[gtboys34]

crap!!!, i knew it. I should really surf the web more than i do now annoy:

[Chango]

Originally Posted by gtboys34

crap!!!, i knew it. I should really surf the web more than i do now annoy:

Or you could just stop posting stupid stuff.

[gtboys34]

Originally Posted by Chango

Or you could just stop posting stupid stuff.

if my faukin net was on @ home, id be playing mohaa most of the day instead of posting here. That gives me an idea!!. Why dont some of you take up a collection for me so that i can possibly pay my ie bill? It will be called the Gtboys34 internet collection fund, who's with me?

[ED!]

[quote:f3365]who's with me?[/quote:f3365]

Only the bum screaming "butt sex" on the corner.

And your right to post repetitive garbage is protected under the Constitution of AA.COM, as outlined by our founding father Ydiss.

[MrLevinstein]

Originally Posted by gtboys34

if my faukin net was on @ home, id be playing mohaa most of the day instead of posting here. That gives me an idea!!. Why dont some of you take up a collection for me so that i can possibly pay my ie bill? It will be called the Gtboys34 internet collection fund, who's with me?

2 questions..

Would it make you stop posting?

and

Do you know youre not funny?

[gtboys34]

dido on both of those rock:

and barney needs to shut his trap already

[Tripper]

Originally Posted by gtboys34

dido on both of those rock:

[img]http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~loxias/dido.jpg[/img]
?????????????????????????????


Those Wal-Mart things are infact, older than the Minoan Greeks.

[Short Hand]

walmart............... cuss:

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

everytime i hear wallmart i think:

[img]http://trailertrashfamily.com/3.jpg[/img]

[Short Hand]

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e27f8]everytime i hear wallmart i think:

[img]http://trailertrashfamily.com/3.jpg[/img][/quote:e27f8]


That image tends to make me think more along the lines of these 2 things


-K Mart

-Nascar.

Good ol White Trash.

[Simo Häyhä]

nascar = white trash