House of the dead...

Paintballr · **House of the dead... -** 10-19-2003, 12:44 AM

I'm sorry but this movie wins the award for the crappiest movie made this year, i paid a freakin 6 bucks for this peice of crap? I mean i left half way trough it and by then the whole movie theater was empty, i mean come on was it suppose to be horror? I mean i laughed at parts in the movie.....the acting was horrible in my point of view and I mean the movie made no sense i mean in some parts it showed clips for the freakin old arcade game House of the Dead i mean wtf is up with that if i was any of you i wouldnt waste your time with this one.

10-19-2003, 01:54 AM

Wasn't planning to see it. It looked good for the first second of the preview and then it started with the "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE" Thing.... Wait.. It didn't even look good for the first second. Ahh well.

Paintballr · 10-19-2003, 12:39 PM

What pissed me off the most it was kinda like the Blair whitch thing it had it at there face and then they where runnin what a waste of money

Neo Nazi Hitler · 10-19-2003, 01:39 PM

and who the hell ever heard of rap music in a "Horror" movie.

BaH.

Rap music sucks in the first place, than they put it in a horror movie.. stupid:

morons.

Paintballr · 10-19-2003, 01:41 PM

Yup who was the director of that movie i want to know so i dont see any of his or her movies.

Neo Nazi Hitler · 10-19-2003, 01:41 PM

I didn't even bother going to see it..

I heard the rap music in the previews.

Paintballr · 10-19-2003, 01:43 PM

I thought it was going to be a pretty cool movie when I saw the preivews, but when they had the zombies come out and u saw there face lol omg it seemed like they got there mask from party city, lol it was the worst thing lol it was like a regular human face with like 1 scratch on it or something else.

Bucknub · 10-19-2003, 04:02 PM

Didnt look good when I first seen the trailer

but when I saw the Tv Spots and played that gay DMX song to make it look badass, I wanted to leave my room.

Neo Nazi Hitler · 10-19-2003, 04:37 PM

when I got house of the dead 3 for xbox and the lightguns etc last year around christmas, there's a huge preview. They didn't have any of the rap music than. It actually "looked" decent.

bah, oh well.

Gonzo · 10-19-2003, 07:17 PM

dose the movie have anything to do with the video game?

Zoner · 10-19-2003, 07:47 PM

Yes, it's supposed to be based on the game.

I, too, heard the movie sucked moose cock. I'll wait for it to come out on the satellite dish.

10-19-2003, 11:34 PM

[quote:2a607]I do not know where to begin. I was expecting a great zombie movie like Resident Evil. House of the Dead is just some very cheap lowest budget ever company who made a movie hoping the good ones recently like pirates of carribean and resident evil etc would get many to see this.

How about the special effects of the movie. Have you ever played the video game? Well this movie was so low budget, that most of the fight scenes are real clips of the video game. You see a dead person getting shot then it switches to the video game part. A good part of the movie was numerous badly shown clips of the video game.

This was also the cheesiest horror movie ever. It looked like guys in halloween masks chasing teens through the woods. Actually thats what it was. I felt like walking out of the movie.

Next the plot..........There was no questions answered and there was no plot. Teens get to an island and freaks in halloween masks chasing them all through the woods.

I almost had to laugh at the "matrix wannabe" part towards the end. They did a 360 video shot still of each of about 7 or 8 characters holding a gun. I almost fell alseep waiting for them to finish the last one that got so boring.

This movie overall is so bad it should never have been released to a movie theater, even to video. I hope nobody else wastes their money on this[/quote:2a607]

...Some guys review of it. Well, at least you get to see hot chicks with no clothes on - but you can just download porn off of kazza and not pay $8.50 to see it.

Paintballr · 10-20-2003, 05:17 PM

I agree with that guys opinions on that movie lol except i left before that matrix wannabe part lol and its true that it does the video game part i was like what the hell when i saw it lol and it isnt one of the good ones, but its the arcade one the first house of the dead lol

Short Hand · 10-20-2003, 05:20 PM

to bad,........ rolleyes:

Bazooka_Joe · 10-20-2003, 10:22 PM

Not even worth a visit to the bakery.