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they are sure to please

my favs are

Abe Lincoln - Doggystyle sex, just before you climax, give her a "Donkey Punch", then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face. Shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.

Dirty Harry - After banging a girl all day, have her give you a blowjob on her knees. Right before you're ready to shoot your load, pull your ".44 magnum" out of her mouth and say "I know what you're thinking, 'did he fire off all his loads or does he have one left?' With all this excitement I forget myself."....Knowing you got one round of goo in your "handgun" left, ask her "Do you feel lucky punk?" and shoot her in the face with your load while humming the theme song to the cinematic classic.

Vacuum - Get your girl to lie face down, on her stomach with her arms behind her back. While banging her, rock back so that you can stand up, and hold one arm with each hand. Still inside her, run around the room using her bottom lip to pick up debris off the carpet.

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