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Default try some of these next time you have sex with your woman - 11-06-2003, 05:31 PM

they are sure to please

my favs are

Abe Lincoln - Doggystyle sex, just before you climax, give her a "Donkey Punch", then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face. Shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.

Dirty Harry - After banging a girl all day, have her give you a blowjob on her knees. Right before you're ready to shoot your load, pull your ".44 magnum" out of her mouth and say "I know what you're thinking, 'did he fire off all his loads or does he have one left?' With all this excitement I forget myself."....Knowing you got one round of goo in your "handgun" left, ask her "Do you feel lucky punk?" and shoot her in the face with your load while humming the theme song to the cinematic classic.

Vacuum - Get your girl to lie face down, on her stomach with her arms behind her back. While banging her, rock back so that you can stand up, and hold one arm with each hand. Still inside her, run around the room using her bottom lip to pick up debris off the carpet.

so funny and so many I cant read them allfind them here
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Default 11-06-2003, 06:00 PM

what kind of girls you date? oOo:
  
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Default 11-06-2003, 06:00 PM

You can also try Rodeo Sex where you shag the girl doggy-style and
start calling her someone elses name...see how long you can hang on!! freak:
  
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Default 11-06-2003, 06:11 PM

or you could just be a good lover so you dont have to do freaky shit
  
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Default 11-06-2003, 07:34 PM

what ever happened to the ole fuck her & run out when shes sleeping?
  
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Default 11-06-2003, 08:27 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":2d17e]You can also try Rodeo Sex where you shag the girl doggy-style and
start calling her someone elses name...see how long you can hang on!! freak:[/quote:2d17e]

ROFL LMAO!!!!!
  
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Default 11-06-2003, 09:08 PM

i'm not sure the woman would like most of those.


  
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Default 11-06-2003, 09:42 PM

you can blow your load and have her swallow it, then punch her in the stomach and hold her mouth closed at the same time and it will shoot out her nose rock:


  
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Default 11-06-2003, 10:34 PM

Roman Helmet, that's my move!

I was always looking for one of these webpages, tnx!
  
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Default 11-06-2003, 10:42 PM

Roman Helmet (aka "Roman Soldier") - Variation of "Arabian Goggles", where a testicle is placed on each of the partner's eyes and the penis along their nose. - Mike


  
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Default 11-06-2003, 11:01 PM

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i'm not sure the woman would like most of those.
....your point..?
  
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Default 11-06-2003, 11:11 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":7697d]Roman Helmet (aka "Roman Soldier") - Variation of "Arabian Goggles", where a testicle is placed on each of the partner's eyes and the penis along their nose. - Mike[/quote:7697d]

Basically tea-baggin em with ur penis there lol


  
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Default 11-06-2003, 11:12 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":6aaef]You can also try Rodeo Sex where you shag the girl doggy-style and
start calling her someone elses name...see how long you can hang on!! freak:[/quote:6aaef]
LMAO!!! gg biggrin:

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Default 11-07-2003, 09:18 AM

Look up The Dirty Sanchez.


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Default 11-07-2003, 11:30 AM

lmfao biggrin:
  
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