[Sergeant_Scrotum]

CALGARY (CP) -- An Australian fertility clinic is offering men in Calgary a free, two-week vacation in Australia in exchange for their sperm.

The Reproductive Medicine Clinic in Albury, New South Wales, took a suggestion from a Calgarian of staff and placed an ad in the University of Calgary student newspaper. The clinic, which says there is a lack of donors in Austraila, wants men between ages 18 and 40.

In exchange for the all-expenses paid trip, donors must make a depoist every second day, attend two compulsory counselling sessions, submit to tests for HIV and hepatitis B and C, and be "mentally fit, healthy and able to pass a medical assessment.:

So far, 15 men have expressed interest.

[Trudel]

Some of my buddies saw that in the paper here. They were thinking of doing it. I mean, how sweet would it be to go to australia and jack off in a cup every couple days?

Nice pun in the title by the way.

[Eight Ace]

...bloody nora! ed: ...I can't see how that could be....if they just made an offer of a cash payment
for even 1/4 of what that would cost, they'd have a queue ten miles long of Aussie blokes, cok in hand,
pumpin' out the local home brew..!....think of the friggen gene-pool why wontchas... cry:

[Pyro]

I'd do it...this way I can do what I love and get a trip out of it.

where do you really lose?

[strvs]

Jesus, im masturbating right now, and you are telling me i can go to austrailia for this?

[Eight Ace]

...come now, don't blow your current situation for this, it's hands-on work and you have to bring it off.
A new start in a new country...it'll be hard to begin with...you'll need tissues and a copy of RAZZLE!
I beseech you, as a citizen of Australia...to a bunch of canuck wankers...don't do this to yourselves. calmdown:

[KTOG]

[quote="Eight Ace":7a95e]...come now, don't blow your current situation for this, it's hands-on work and you have to bring it off.
A new start in a new country...it'll be hard to begin with...you'll need tissues and a copy of RAZZLE!
I beseech you, as a citizen of Australia...to a bunch of canuck wankers...don't do this to yourselves. calmdown:[/quote:7a95e]

I think i just crapped myself out of laughter. You should write a book ace.

[Eight Ace]

...thanks KTOG, y'know, all I'm saying is we've each been given a load...and it's up to us not to blow it. freak:

ps: BEST sig.

[Madmartagen]

why did they only extend their offer to Calgary? I mean, i make enough baby batter on a daily basis to fertilize south east asia.

[Fireal]

Im on my way

[Wilko]

Why is NSW looking all the way to Canada for potential donors? There's plenty of wankers in South Australia they can conscript rolleyes: