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Default little shits - 12-30-2003, 09:54 PM

I ran into blockbuster to grab some movies. anyways about 20min later i come out to find my door open. my theory is someone tried to steal my presious 1/2 used bottle of windsheild washer fluid out of the back seat or my almost empty kleenex box thats sat in the back seat for about 2 1/2 years but dint notice my dog sitting in the car.once they saw they dog they just took off without even closing the door! so when i got back the car was fucking freezing! Fucking thugs! go get a job cuss:
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:07 PM

Lock your doors.
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:09 PM

Get a flamethrower.


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Default 12-30-2003, 10:11 PM

Employ an armed "Car Marshall".
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:14 PM

saw the doors off your car so that there is easier acess to your windsheild washer fluid.



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punch your sister
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:19 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":4b512]saw the doors off your car so that there is easier acess to your windsheild washer fluid.



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punch your sister[/quote:4b512]

does he have one?
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:23 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":2c044]Employ an armed "Car Marshall".[/quote:2c044]

roflmao cool:


  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:27 PM

[quote="Cool Fool":8492a][quote="Sgt. Paine":8492a]saw the doors off your car so that there is easier acess to your windsheild washer fluid.



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punch your sister[/quote:8492a]

does he have one?[/quote:8492a]

i dont know. in another thread, there was something about how a key got jammed in the keyhole, and it was the guys, sisters fault, so someone said "punch your sister" i thought it was hilarious, and random to put in this topic. lol
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:30 PM

In your "theory" what color were these "thugs"?
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:31 PM

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In your "theory" what color were these "thugs"?
Just stop talking now.
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:33 PM

I was just saying... they were probaly some little niglets, that's all
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:33 PM

the "thugs" were probaly young crippled white kids in electic wheelchairs
looking for some antifreeze to commit suicide.




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Default 12-30-2003, 10:35 PM

You should've called the police and at least reported it.
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 10:41 PM

Who would of thought that young, crippled white kids, in electic wheelchairs,
looking for some antifreeze, to commit suicide, could cause so much trouble?


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Default 12-30-2003, 10:44 PM

Who is the person in your avatar?
  
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