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View Poll Results: can you use chopsticks?
yes 22 59.46%
no 9 24.32%
dildo 6 16.22%
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Default CHOPSTICKS!!11111111111 - 01-06-2004, 05:29 PM
how many of you can use them?
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 05:30 PM
lol, um....i use them to stab my food...and if its rice....ill make it stick to the chicken or whatever im eating rock:
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 05:37 PM
It's easy.
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 05:50 PM
Yes, I can use chopsticks.

Some things like rice are hard though. But i've watched Asians eat rice with chopsticks before, and they ut their rice in a bowl and then put it up to their face and then use the chopsticks as a sort of leverage machine to scoop the rice into their mouth using a swift motion with their wrist. Very interesting if you ask me. I always put my rice on a plate.
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 05:50 PM
I eat sushi, on a regular basis. I have my own set of porcelain chop sticks.
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 07:06 PM
I know how to use chopsticks but I prefer the knife, fork, and spoon method of eating.
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 07:29 PM
[quote="Animal Mother":1f9c0]I eat sushi, on a regular basis. I have my own set of porcelain chop sticks.[/quote:1f9c0] nice avatar!
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 07:29 PM
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I eat sushi, on a regular basis. I have my own set of porcelain chop sticks.
nice avatar![/quote:593e3]


Go back to work at your gas station, cock.
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 07:30 PM
Ok, seman sipper!
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 07:32 PM
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Ok, seman sipper!

Yes, i have people splurt their semen in a cup, where i sip on it.
As i quote a living legend
"Suck My Dick"- Ron jeremey
  
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Default 01-06-2004, 07:33 PM
[quote="Animal Mother":4f2d1]
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Ok, seman sipper!

Yes, i have people splurt their semen in a cup, where i sip on it.
As i quote a living legend
"Suck My Dick"- Ron jeremey[/quote:4f2d1]
you sucked him off?
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Default 01-06-2004, 08:37 PM
it's easier to say chopsticks in chinese than it is to say fork
so i'm pretty damn good at teh chopsticks - although, when i first came to hell, i was like a disabled person rolleyes:

btw, you're all n00bs
except for dave

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Default 01-06-2004, 09:33 PM
[quote="Da_Bian":f8b76]it's easier to say chopsticks in chinese than it is to say fork
so i'm pretty damn good at teh chopsticks - although, when i first came to hell, i was like a disabled person rolleyes:

btw, you're all n00bs
except for dave[/quote:f8b76]

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Default 01-06-2004, 09:39 PM
*commits suicide*
  
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