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Default this might sound odd.... - 02-01-2004, 02:42 PM

...but if a really hot chick with one eye wanted you to skull fuck her, would you?
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:47 PM

yes its my dream. then i would tongue punch her dirt star
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:50 PM

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Default 02-01-2004, 02:51 PM

No, I dont want to stick my penis in someones eye hole.
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:51 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":c3b3e]No, I dont want to stick my penis in someones eye hole.[/quote:c3b3e]
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:55 PM

how drunk am I ? When she offers my this....
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:58 PM

[quote="Short Hand":4c0b5]how drunk am I ? When she offers my this....[/quote:4c0b5]

going from a percentage scale of 1-10, 1 being sip of wine at church and 10 being about to die, about a 5 or 6
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 03:06 PM

If she had a nice personality....I would. freak:

I'd be gentle tho....and wouldn't thrust to the point where her pulped brain-matter sqirted out her ears.
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 04:59 PM

I'd fuck a cyclops.

That was the question, right? Would you skull-fuck a cyclops?
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:
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I'd fuck a cyclops.

That was the question, right? Would you skull-fuck a cyclops?
for the most part, but your skull fucking her remember
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 05:28 PM

I'd tickle her brain.


  
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Default 02-01-2004, 05:31 PM

uh no for one I would be too big t ofit in her eye socket so no. id stick to the poon
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 06:09 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":0ce09]uh no for one I would be too big t ofit in her eye socket so no. id stick to the poon[/quote:0ce09]

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Default 02-01-2004, 07:12 PM

As my fingers probe my eyehole my penis is too thick to fit in there.

But no.
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 08:06 PM

When i read what the article was about the first thing i thought was "once upon a time in mexico"..."Dont make me take off that eye patch and skull fuck you to death" biggrin:


  
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