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Default Kindergarten Cops - 02-14-2004, 07:57 PM

Okay, so I'm reading an old Time Magazine from late last year just now, I and I read this article about increasing violence in young children.

In the article, they cite some specific instances of five and six year olds flipping out, such as:
[*] A six year old jumps up, slings her desk to the ground. Runs under the teacher's desk and pulls out all the drawers and starts throwing scissors from a box at her classmates.
[*] A five year old, while seeing the district's psychologist after thoroughly beating a classmate at recess on several occasions, threw off his clothes and pissed on the pshrink's desk.
[*] A five year old, angry over his grade on a spelling test, walks up to his pregnant teacher and punches her in the stomach.

Why is all this happening? Simple.. parents don't discipline their kids anymore. It's a shame and it's fucking ridiculous. Why don't they do it? Well..
[*] They'll be frowned upon by their "PC" friends[*] They've been convinced by Dr. Phil that a good smack on the butt isn't effective (which is precisely why there are 10 years olds killing people these days, right? Someone needs to get that guy a ticket to the fucking Clue Train)[*] These days, if you spank your kid, he goes to school, tells his teacher. The teacher tells the principal who calls the counselor and the superintendant and conference with the parent. Then social services gets called and they come and take the little prat. Twenty years later the leech on society's ass gets away with murder on an insanity plea after he twists a smack on the ass into "brutal abuse" from his parents as a child. Then when he gets out of the psych ward he sues your ass for being the root of his psychological problems and ultimately causing him to be a failure in life.

And this shit actually happens. Anyone interested in building a house in Fiji? oOo:



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Default 02-14-2004, 08:00 PM

What, you've never pissed on a shrinks desk?
  
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Default Re: Kindergarten Cops - 02-14-2004, 08:00 PM

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[*] A six year old jumps up, slings her desk to the ground. Runs under the teacher's desk and pulls out all the drawers and starts throwing scissors from a box at her classmates.
[*] A five year old, while seeing the district's psychologist after thoroughly beating a classmate at recess on several occasions, threw off his clothes and pissed on the pshrink's desk.
[*] A five year old, angry over his grade on a spelling test, walks up to his pregnant teacher and punches her in the stomach.

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Default 02-14-2004, 08:02 PM

Well, the one where the kid pissed on the shrinks desk was pretty damn funny. But I used to get hit as a kid. With the belt too. Hurt like a mother fucker but me and my bro and sis rarely misbehaved. My cousins have kids and there all against hitting their kids which i think is kind of a joke. If the kid did something bad hit the little bastard.
  
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Default 02-14-2004, 08:03 PM

yea most kids nowadays have no respect.

house in fiji wha?


  
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Default 02-14-2004, 08:04 PM

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yea most kids nowadays have no respect.

house in fiji wha?
Fiji is an island. I've chosen it as the place to which I will flee in case Hillary Clinton ever becomes president (I suggest you all do the same).

I figure no one would nuke Fiji (okay, maybe the French). But it seems like a good place that no one ever thinks about where I could chill.



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Default 02-14-2004, 08:06 PM

man, i've worked in a few kindergartens and let me tell you, it's like a battlefield
one day you might have your dick pinched or yanked on, next you'll be punch in the balls cos that little boy / girl's team didn't win the game
other times you might get the nearest chair thrown at you or have a mass of 4 year olds screaming and running at you with boogers on their fingers just dying to hug you cry: oh god, i'm having flashbacks again....make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!! annoy: cry:


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Default 02-14-2004, 08:34 PM

My kids will have fun but still remain the model of disciple. When I tell him to stop hell stop dammit we need to correct the future generations. If I look back on it im glad my parents were not pricks. It all stemmed from the "Im not gonna tell my son what to do, just let him run wild". Great work bone head yuppies.
  
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Default 02-14-2004, 08:36 PM

I think the only way to dicipline (?) kids these days with with a nice thick, leather belt. Hell, when i was young, i did something bad, got a bad grade, i would get a nice broom/poll smacking, said something "naughty", smacked on the mouth. I hated that, but now i thank my parents for punishing like this. Fuking people who say that hitting is wrong, fuk em.


  
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Default 02-15-2004, 01:48 PM

Its not only the way parents dont dicipline its also the stuff that kids are allowed to wacth now adays, I mean my little brother, 7, always insists on watching all the war movies I get and now at his school he goes around pretending his pencil is a bayonet and stabs this kid!
And what about that 9 year old kid tht used to hang around here, Winters, or something like that, when I was 9 I wasnt even alllowed to play Mortal Combat and didnt even know what fuck, shit, damn, bitch etc was and this kid is running around these forums cussing, thats the kind of kid that would do something like was mentioned.
  
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Default 02-15-2004, 01:53 PM

How many of those that have replyed actually have kids?........
  
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Default 02-15-2004, 02:20 PM

I don't. But i do have 2 nieces, and they're over my place alot. (mother and father work most of the time).


  
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Default 02-15-2004, 07:47 PM

I hate little kids so much, they hit you in the nuts, pinch your dick, and if you hit them back, you can be sued and you look like an asshole...
  
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Default 02-15-2004, 07:48 PM

ROFL
12 gauge shotgun+kids head=no more pain in the ass brat
  
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wacko jacko+kid= pain in the kids ass
  
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