[9mm BeRetTa]

Man, police must have had nothing better to do that night.

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story. ... m&sc=reodd

New York Driver Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie


ALBANY, N.Y. (Reuters) - Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching porn.

Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.

Police spokesman Pete Frizoni said detectives pulled Gainey over when they saw the movie playing on screens embedded in the car's headrests. When they confronted him, they saw another screen in the passenger-side visor was facing Gainey, allowing him to watch the movie while driving.

The case is thought to be the first of its kind in New York, said Joe Pichi, a spokesman for the for the state's Department of Motor Vehicles.


"Our biggest problem is illegal cell phone use while driving," Pichi said. "Drivers should be driving."


Gainey was charged with a public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended license and driving while watching a television. He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.


He is scheduled to appear in court on March 17.



02/22/04 09:54


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[Sgt. Paine]

BUKKAKE!

[Nyck]

[quote:b698b]Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light. [/quote:b698b]


BWHHHHHAA!!!!!!!!!! rock:

[Duke_of_Ray]

lol

[Nyck]

How do you go crusin in your mercedes watchin a porn flick oOo:

[Duke_of_Ray]

Originally Posted by NyckMSS

How do you go crusin in your mercedes watchin a porn flick oOo:

Cruise control? oOo:

[9mm BeRetTa]

Originally Posted by NyckMSS

How do you go crusin in your mercedes watchin a porn flick oOo:

its said something liek the passanger side visor had a tv screen on it, so all you gotta do is tilt it so the driver can see it....

damn he must be loaded to have stuff like that hooked up in his mercedes.

[Duke_of_Ray]

Why even drive around to watch it?

[Drew]

Being from the fucking shithole of a city called Myrtle Beach, I can answer this.

All the ricers, homies and wannabies go "cruising" (driving back and forth between the same 2-mile stretch) every night on "The Boulevard" (The nickname for the street along the ocean, Ocean Blvd).

The coolest of the drug dealers have LCD displays in all their headrests and play pornos while they are "cruising."

[Pyro]

nothing wrong with a good porno for the kids in minivans to keep them quiet.

how the fuck do you drive and watch TV? kind of hard to watch the road

[Nyck]

[quote="Sgt Stryker":f9268]how the fuck do you drive and watch TV? kind of hard to watch the road[/quote:f9268]

Let alone have it be a porno..I mean how are you supposed pound the pud like that oOo:

[Duke_of_Ray]

[quote=NyckMSS]

Originally Posted by "Sgt Stryker":a8867

how the fuck do you drive and watch TV? kind of hard to watch the road

Let alone have it be a porno..I mean how are you supposed pound the pud like that oOo:[/quote:a8867]

oOo:

[Arch]

[quote=NyckMSS]

Originally Posted by "Sgt Stryker":f6eb2

how the fuck do you drive and watch TV? kind of hard to watch the road

Let alone have it be a porno..I mean how are you supposed pound the pud like that oOo:[/quote:f6eb2]

You could try and pull of a Knee Driver. Try driving with your knees oOo:

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Try doing all of this while eating a Beef Baja Chalupa from Taco Bell.