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Default Good Ol' Dubya Joke - 02-27-2004, 08:43 PM
Got this in my e-mail just now

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right
question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 08:45 PM
ahahahahahaha, nice find.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 08:45 PM
uhhh lol oOo:
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 08:51 PM
That was here in Charlotte, NC today haha

  
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Default 02-27-2004, 09:06 PM
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/family-man-mexican.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 09:13 PM
[quote="Cpl. Eames":60c62][img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/family-man-mexican.jpg[/img][/quote:60c62]

LOL!! biggrin: Thanks for the new background! Man that was great!
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 09:14 PM
ROLF
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 10:48 PM
I am nedxicano btw.
My name on vc.net cool:
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 11:04 PM
lol hmm not too bad.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 11:07 PM
haha taimur sent that to me today.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 11:07 PM
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haha taimur sent that to me today.
yeah lol thats where i got it from
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 11:13 PM
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haha taimur sent that to me today.
yeah lol thats where i got it from
Yes Taimur is muslim. Now Eames and Cobra will hate us for associating with the hated muslims.

Remember kids, they are all terrorists every last one of them.

Oh it's fun being eames or cobra for once.

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Default 02-27-2004, 11:16 PM
Lol nice one. steve said fuck, what a rebel.

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Default 02-28-2004, 12:54 PM
he got pulled to the principal's office by his ear for using such foul language to rinse his potty mouth out with soap.
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 01:22 PM
[quote="Cpl. Eames":586ef][img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/family-man-mexican.jpg[/img][/quote:586ef]

I made that.
  
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