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Default Funny military stories - 03-15-2004, 08:55 PM

I was wondering if any of you guys knew any humerous military escapades, whether they be modern or historic. I just read this in a book about the English Civil War.
(Going To The Wars, The experience of the British Civil Wars, 1638-1651. Charles Carlton.)

[quote:c4e7c]After Captain Starker had captured Hoghton Tower, Lancashire, he and his troops inspected the loot. One Cavalier was so impressed with the huge stash of gunpowder that he lit his pipe, blowing up the arsenal, as well as himself, his Captain, and sixty of his comrades.[/quote:c4e7c]
Ibid, p208

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Default 03-15-2004, 09:34 PM

im sure they were like "OMFG noob check your map1!"
  
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Default 03-15-2004, 10:00 PM

Uh... Thats not really funny.
  
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Default 03-15-2004, 10:25 PM

during the battle depicted in blackhawk down, one of the rangers asked another ranger if he wanted to get in a "combat jack" and whack off during the fire fight.

They would then have the ultimate place of mastuerbation topping previous feets of suspended from the ceiling in a parachute harness

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