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Default Vampire Slayer - 03-15-2004, 09:51 PM

Did anyone else see that on the fox ten o'clock news?!?

Some dickhole claiming to be a vampire slayer shot a coworker 3 times with a pistol; he later claimed he thought he was a vampire and was trying to kill him. The vampire slayer guy also had a shotgun in his car. The guy who was shot was said to be in critical condition. But they didn't release if he was really a vampire!! HM! heh, happy:

edit: btw, it was at a domino's pizza place. /edit.


I searched through foxnews.com and stuff, but I couldn't find the story, .

One of your news whores go find it.
  
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Default 03-15-2004, 09:56 PM

http://www.wtev.com/news/local/story.as ... C615D9B71E
  
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Default 03-15-2004, 09:58 PM

kickass man.. lol

[quote:9b7d0]According to police, the suspect 35-year-old Timothy White told the employees he was a vampire slayer. [/quote:9b7d0]


yup, that is it. heh.
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 10:15 AM

what a dumbas... you can't kill a vampire with bullets... everyone knows that...
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 11:42 AM

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what a dumbas... you can't kill a vampire with bullets... everyone knows that...
if they are wooden bullets doused with holy water you could....
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 12:18 PM

Filled with garlic...

That's be sweet if Blade busted in and started whuppin' ass!
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 12:24 PM

or buffy. cant forger buffy.
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 12:46 PM

I believe that Timothy White is the only true vampire slayer.
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 12:51 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":efd5a]I believe that Timothy White is the only true vampire slayer.[/quote:efd5a]

no way, dude, its keanu
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 01:39 PM

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I believe that Timothy White is the only true vampire slayer.
no way, dude, its keanu[/quote:f9f1b]

Hell no!... its Haim and Feldman in Lost Boys... lol...
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 01:54 PM

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what a dumbas... you can't kill a vampire with bullets... everyone knows that...
if they are wooden bullets doused with holy water you could....
All bullshit myths, the only thing that can kill a vampire is silver and sunlight.
Stakes, holy water, crosses, and garlic have no effect. biggrin:

Seriously though there are real vampires... just not in the traditional sense. All those fang wearing goth faggots can burn. There is a real disease that causes a defect in the blood so it can't carry nutrients well(kinda like sickle-cell disease). In the old times this was treated by injecting heathly blood into the person to replace those blood cells that have died. I'm sure now-a-days the disease has been wiped out or is treated medically. Fun stuff to read about though. I still have a book about it somewhere....


  
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Default 03-16-2004, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
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Originally Posted by bukdez
what a dumbas... you can't kill a vampire with bullets... everyone knows that...
if they are wooden bullets doused with holy water you could....
All bullshit myths, the only thing that can kill a vampire is silver and sunlight.
Stakes, holy water, crosses, and garlic have no effect. biggrin:

Seriously though there are real vampires... just not in the traditional sense. All those fang wearing goth faggots can burn. There is a real disease that causes a defect in the blood so it can't carry nutrients well(kinda like sickle-cell disease). In the old times this was treated by injecting heathly blood into the person to replace those blood cells that have died. I'm sure now-a-days the disease has been wiped out or is treated medically. Fun stuff to read about though. I still have a book about it somewhere....
yes yes.. we all watch the history channel.
  
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Default 03-16-2004, 05:44 PM

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":a7ec3]
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Quote:
Originally Posted by bukdez
what a dumbas... you can't kill a vampire with bullets... everyone knows that...
if they are wooden bullets doused with holy water you could....
All bullshit myths, the only thing that can kill a vampire is silver and sunlight.
Stakes, holy water, crosses, and garlic have no effect. biggrin:

Seriously though there are real vampires... just not in the traditional sense. All those fang wearing goth faggots can burn. There is a real disease that causes a defect in the blood so it can't carry nutrients well(kinda like sickle-cell disease). In the old times this was treated by injecting heathly blood into the person to replace those blood cells that have died. I'm sure now-a-days the disease has been wiped out or is treated medically. Fun stuff to read about though. I still have a book about it somewhere....
yes yes.. we all watch the history channel.[/quote:a7ec3]

I never saw it.


  
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Default 03-17-2004, 09:54 AM

[quote=Akuma]
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Originally Posted by "Neo Nazi Hitler":30b9a
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
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Originally Posted by bukdez
what a dumbas... you can't kill a vampire with bullets... everyone knows that...
if they are wooden bullets doused with holy water you could....
All bullshit myths, the only thing that can kill a vampire is silver and sunlight.
Stakes, holy water, crosses, and garlic have no effect. biggrin:

Seriously though there are real vampires... just not in the traditional sense. All those fang wearing goth faggots can burn. There is a real disease that causes a defect in the blood so it can't carry nutrients well(kinda like sickle-cell disease). In the old times this was treated by injecting heathly blood into the person to replace those blood cells that have died. I'm sure now-a-days the disease has been wiped out or is treated medically. Fun stuff to read about though. I still have a book about it somewhere....
yes yes.. we all watch the history channel.
I never saw it.[/quote:30b9a]

yeah ya did.
  
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