[Nyck]

While I was flying down the road yesterday, (only 15 mph over) I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
"What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah?" said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
stretcher DO?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand.
Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly
stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge....."
Bail: $100
Ticket: $235
Look on cop's face: Priceless



Bwhaa rock:

Prob OFN but fuck you guys anyway