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Default 05-27-2004, 08:01 AM

lol, i actually wish i had some one to spend my money on.
I mean, i spent shitload on this girl, but i dunno..
Shes got a BF! mad:

Anyways, i guess that means i can upgrade this bitch this summer, since school's out on 9th of June.
And by old Swedish tradition, i will be having strawberries and champagne for breakfast that day. biggrin:

:EDIT: And i will be broke after this weekend.
As stated before, Metallica this sunday, not a sober minute. rock:



  
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Default 05-27-2004, 08:35 AM

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lol, i actually wish i had some one to spend my money on.
I mean, i spent shitload on this girl, but i dunno..
Shes got a BF! mad:
Did you spend that money on her before or after you found out she had a boyfriend?
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 08:40 AM

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lol, i actually wish i had some one to spend my money on.
I mean, i spent shitload on this girl, but i dunno..
Shes got a BF! mad:
Did you spend that money on her before or after you found out she had a boyfriend?[/quote:872f9]

After m8. Ive got this plan where im stealing her from that bloke.
Everythings working fine so far.... biggrin:

Oh, might i add: Shes coming with us down to Metallica, and her bf will NOT be coming there.. [evil laughter]Muahahahahaa[/evil laughter]



  
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Default 05-27-2004, 10:57 AM

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After m8. Ive got this plan where im stealing her from that bloke.
Everythings working fine so far.... biggrin:

Oh, might i add: Shes coming with us down to Metallica, and her bf will NOT be coming there.. [evil laughter]Muahahahahaa[/evil laughter]
sloppy seconds? sick eek:


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Default 05-27-2004, 11:03 AM

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After m8. Ive got this plan where im stealing her from that bloke.
Everythings working fine so far.... biggrin:

Oh, might i add: Shes coming with us down to Metallica, and her bf will NOT be coming there.. [evil laughter]Muahahahahaa[/evil laughter]
sloppy seconds? sick eek:[/quote:4fbe4]

One more addition: Shes still a virgin, and im gonna make sure she still is when i get her.
Shes the old kind, y'know, the ones who arent exactly too quick to jump in zee bed, but wants the prfect moment.


Oh, and shes a gymnast, has been for around 6 years or so, if my memory serves me correctly.



  
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Default 05-27-2004, 04:18 PM

I just had to split this topic up. No foul on your part m Swedish Muffin - accept for the whole - "I'm gonna steal her away" part. annoy: My poor poor boy -

Well I wont jump to conclusions. What signals have been sent that suggests a split is a possibility, and how old is she?
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 04:56 PM

[quote="TGB!":ae235]I just had to split this topic up. No foul on your part m Swedish Muffin - accept for the whole - "I'm gonna steal her away" part. annoy: My poor poor boy -

Well I wont jump to conclusions. What signals have been sent that suggests a split is a possibility, and how old is she?
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20 bucks says shes a 13 year old slut. beer:
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 05:29 PM

Dude, get your own girl, why are you going to break up a couple?
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 05:38 PM

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Dude, get your own girl, why are you going to break up a couple?
the guy is probably a dick anyway, i say go for it you swedish sex pot
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 05:52 PM

Why not break up a couple? If shes willing to drop him, it obviously means he ment nothing to her. Then a few days, weeks, months, later she'll do the same to TY. Then he'll start a thread about it and you can be like "you deserved it". The cycle of worthless childhood relationships will continue just as it has for centuries and the space time continueim will remain intact. Its just how the world works.
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 05:59 PM

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I just had to split this topic up. No foul on your part m Swedish Muffin - accept for the whole - "I'm gonna steal her away" part. annoy: My poor poor boy -

Well I wont jump to conclusions. What signals have been sent that suggests a split is a possibility, and how old is she?
20 bucks says shes a 13 year old slut. beer:[/quote:a05d7]
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 06:38 PM

I don't know about other people...but I hate spending my money on other people.


  
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Default 05-27-2004, 06:50 PM

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Default 05-27-2004, 07:26 PM

seeing metallica soon also at a festival in like 8 days


  
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Default 05-28-2004, 07:08 AM

[quote="Zap. USMC":25828][quote=Tripper]
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I just had to split this topic up. No foul on your part m Swedish Muffin - accept for the whole - "I'm gonna steal her away" part. annoy: My poor poor boy -

Well I wont jump to conclusions. What signals have been sent that suggests a split is a possibility, and how old is she?
20 bucks says shes a 13 year old slut. beer:[/quote:25828][/quote:25828]

Sorry son, but shes 17.
And she met her bloke like 2-3 weeks ago, so its not to serious between them.


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Dude, get your own girl, why are you going to break up a couple?
Because they arent really that tight yet, so i wouldnt call them a real couple.

[quote="TGB!":25828]Well I wont jump to conclusions. What signals have been sent that suggests a split is a possibility, and how old is she? [/quote:25828]

As i said, shes 17. And the "signals", as you put it, is that i havent seem them together more than once or twice, her brother is my best m8, so hes done some scouting and she didnt buzz me off when i told her that i loved her. She said she had a lot to think about now, but that we wouldnt act any different towards eacother than before. She actually seemed kind off happy when i told her.

In other words, i see it as a "Mission: Most Likely".


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seeing metallica soon also at a festival in like 8 days
Cant wait to see them. One thing happened last night though. The place where we was supposed to crash before we went on to the concert, my m8's big sis's appartment, burnt down. In other words, weve got some trouble finding a new place, but its nothing that cant be solved.

Oh, and all our beer (bout 48 cans) were in the appertment at the time of the fire.. cry:



  
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