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Coleman · **Xanga website -** 05-12-2004, 07:31 PM

Yeah, we mostly see the xanga network filled with emo faggots complaining about how miserable their lives are. Well, my friend Ty Dean, is totally the opposite. He's got the best sarcastic writing in the world. I love reading his random thoughts.

He is comparable to that Maddox guy, but better in my opinion.

[url:2a7f7]http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Ixtalis[/url:2a7f7]

TonyMontana · 05-12-2004, 07:36 PM

[quote:36220]Before performing any anaerobic exercise, take two painkillers. It increases your pain tolerance and lets you use your muscles to the limit. When you can't move, you're done for the day.[/quote:36220]

this man is god

Coleman · 05-12-2004, 07:40 PM

if you go on the bottom of the page, click "Next 5" and view some of his other entries. He's got some funny stories. I told him he should write a book and random things.

TonyMontana · 05-12-2004, 07:41 PM

[quote:2dcd7]In the spirit of inciting fear, I've developed several habits in the past few days... none of which you'd want to develop unless your roommate is a bastard like mine.

I tie a scarf around my head whenever I'm in the room. Sometimes I make what future generations will call "ninja sounds" when I'm studying.
I talk with myself about sports when he's in the room.
I laugh at the wind. Sometimes I open and close the window 6 or 7 times.
Laughing manaically while looking in the mirror.
Singing along with the Lion King soundtrack... in falsetto.
Using his stereo to blast sad violin solos.
Turning on the microwave just to hear the beep.
Interpretive sign language. [/quote:2dcd7]

bahahaha

Coleman · 05-12-2004, 07:50 PM

ha, his room mate is such an asshole from what i hear. The fucker has sex on Tyler's bed when he's not there. So tyler got even by poking ahole in his condom---whether the girl gets pregnant or not, he just got some self satisfaction out of it. biggrin: happy:

Sgt. Paine · 05-12-2004, 08:39 PM

[img]http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/j/tjd5000/Xanga/emo_analysis2.JPG[/img]
this guy IS god.

Coleman · 05-13-2004, 01:10 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":d3559][img]http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/j/tjd5000/Xanga/emo_analysis2.JPG[/img]
this guy IS god.[/quote:d3559]yeah, that was definately one of my favorite entries by him. He takes life as something to view and make fun of.

KTOG · 05-13-2004, 06:03 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":b3704]ha, his room mate is such an asshole from what i hear. The fucker has sex on Tyler's bed when he's not there. So tyler got even by poking ahole in his condom---whether the girl gets pregnant or not, he just got some self satisfaction out of it. biggrin: happy:[/quote:b3704]

Having sex in some one else's bed is a passage in college, get over it. hake:

Miscguy · 05-13-2004, 06:12 PM

[quote:fe3ed]I'll have a lot more time to myself, so I'll be able to actually write again. I haven't been writing much since school's owned my existence and doubly so the last few days.

I miss my dad...[/quote:fe3ed]

I'd say his EMO project was an amazing sucess.

Coleman · 05-13-2004, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy

[quote:857fc]I'll have a lot more time to myself, so I'll be able to actually write again. I haven't been writing much since school's owned my existence and doubly so the last few days.

I miss my dad...

I'd say his EMO project was an amazing sucess.[/quote:857fc]no...his father recently died of Cancer. He was really close to his dad and now he's left with hardly any money for College.

bukdez · 05-13-2004, 08:44 PM

some pretty funny/interesting stuff there...

Coleman · 05-13-2004, 08:59 PM

lol @ his website deticated to emos

[url:09175]http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/j/tjd5000/emo/emopower.html[/url:09175]

TonyMontana · 05-13-2004, 09:16 PM

[quote:766a3]Q: What do emos do when they're not crying or playing guitar?

A: Most of their free time is spent writing poetry about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, but sometimes they slit their wrists. (Ask Drew if you don't believe me.)[/quote:766a3]

lmao