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Default Resignation letter sample - 06-10-2004, 11:33 PM

[code:bc020]
Dear Mother fucker,

This will confirm my resignation with your fuck up company. I
have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a
bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.

I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that
await me,unlike when I worked with you assholes. My last day of
work will be when you realize I came in late last night and
cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested and
received last week.

Hopefully your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left undone
for the new team, as well as the ongoing projects I never completed.

Once the company figures out that you don't know a Damn thing,
they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.

My experience with this fucking company has been very
unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary, she
is a good fucker and sucker. We fucked all over your
office and also on your desk when you were away. She
revealed that u screwed her when everytime she appeal for
salary increment. She enjoyed sex with me but not to a
corpse like you. In short, you are not only a fucker but a
poor fucker.

Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you
as a steppingstone to a better future. I wish you and the
organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass motherfuckers.

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you
see me on the street, unless you want your ass kicked and
skrewed.


Yours sincerely,

Sign your name
[/code:bc020]

So there ya go... beer:
  
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Default 06-10-2004, 11:41 PM

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Default 06-10-2004, 11:44 PM

Sounds like something from Dennis Miller
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 12:07 AM

i get high with a little help from my friends.


  
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Default 06-11-2004, 02:18 AM

haha, i wonder if anyone would actually use that...
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 02:24 AM

rock:
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 02:31 AM

Can't really use the letter unless you remove the physical threat near the end of it. Otherwise, poorly written but highly entertaining! Thumbs up from Sloi...
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 05:20 AM

I just ues this:

dear boss

jesus has to go kill gnomes, sucketh my cock while i piss on your rosebush.

see you in another galaxy, Suckerfucker.

P.s i peed on your hat and masturbated in your hair hahaah fucky

signed dudefucker
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:00 AM

Maybe it would be a little more insulting to the executive if the letter was grammatically correct. It looks like a 5-year-old Oriental wrote it.
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:41 AM

[quote:19c7a]Maybe it would be a little more insulting to the executive if the letter was grammatically correct. It looks like a 5-year-old Oriental wrote it.[/quote:19c7a]

Always with the minorities with you. . . sleeping:
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 12:10 PM

[code:9392d]Dear Corporate tool,

This will confirm my resignation with your fucked up company. I
have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a
bitch is not a prerequisite for a managerial position.

I am looking forward to my new position, and the challenges that
await me. Unlike when I had to work with you assholes.
My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and
cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested, and
received last week.

Hopefully your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left undone
for the new team. As well as the ongoing projects I never completed.
Once the company figures out that you don't know a Damn thing,
they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.

My experience with this company has been very
unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary; she
was a good fuck. We fucked all over your office, and
on your desk when you were away. She revealed that you screwed
her every time she appealed for a salary increase. She enjoyed
sex with me, but not to a corpse like you. In short, you are
bad at business, and in bed.

I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you
as a steppingstone to a better future. I wish you and the
organization a slow lingering decent into bankruptcy.


Sincerely,

Sign your name
[/code:9392d]

An extreamly quick fix.
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 12:19 PM

never burn your bridges hellfire:
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 04:56 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":f1c7c]never burn your bridges hellfire:[/quote:f1c7c]
my mom told me that today, what a coincidence.


  
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Default 06-11-2004, 05:09 PM

[quote=Jotun]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":7cac6
never burn your bridges hellfire:
my mom told me that today, what a coincidence.[/quote:7cac6]

Sgt>Stackem = Jotuns mom? ed:



  
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Default 06-11-2004, 05:11 PM

No. rolleyes:
  
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